Whenever someone asks me to do anything that will slightly inconvenience my life
When you’re charging your phone across the room and you see someone getting close to it
When you try to boot up a new save but accidentally write over an old one instead
When you take one good photo
When you fart and your stomach ache disappears
What I bring to the table/Akward gaze/Yearning/Nonsense/Useless information/Selective seclusion/Guilt
Don’t forget tonight the moon will be visible from earth / The last time this happened was last night
Pigeon syndrome / Symptoms / Pigeon
No one / Parents of the superhero 5 seconds into the movie / I’ve seen enough I’m dying
Outside when I’m in school / Outside on the weekends
My girl wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset said he wanted one too / Told you this was normal did I
Me when it’s finally phone time in bed after a long day
Me telling everyone to be happy / Me dealing with my own sadness
Did you know/If you drink three liters of water every day you can avoid interpersonal relationship problems because you’ll be busy peeing all day and won’t have time to make friends/Stay hydrated my friend
If you come home from work and see your pets like this just start looking for the destruction immediately
How it feels when it’s group project time again
How I feel as millennial when I search up a gen z slang word I don’t know / 50 Nerds of Grey
Falsely accusing me of having an attitude creates the attitude that you thought I had.
Everyone else after 8 hours of sleep / Time to conquer the day / Me after 8 hours of sleep / Shoulder pain Back pain Neck pain / Bladder full Life ruined
Compliments / My socially awkward a**
Unresolved trauma / Chatgpt at 3am pretending to be a licensed therapist
Mm / Sit / Tuck / Loaf
Zhan / Zhantafa / You’re telling me that I actually got abs / But they are shy