You go to the gym show me your abs / Me I’m bulking
When you say ohhhh but still have no idea what’s going on
When you offer food to someone / And they take too much
When you ask ChatGPT something / And it starts with great question
When the annoying co-worker traps you with a 30-minute weekend recap / Please stop talking
When I’m feeling suspiciously relaxed / What responsibility have I forgotten
When chat GPT starts responding to your every request with Great Idea and You’re Brilliant / It’s an assignment / Calibrate your enthusiasm
Whats in your mouth open your mouth / Every toddler ever
What it feels like falling in love with the girl you know you have zero chances with
Jonah hills diary / @slimedollarbill / What I think I look like using vs What I actually look like
My tongue / That one popcorn kernel that ain’t going anywhere
Our ticketing system at work got possessed and printed out a 3ft receipt of nothing but question marks / The machine has become self aware and is questioning its existence
Me when I listen to someone vent and realize they are the problem
Me trying to figure my life out / Right lane ends / Left lane closed
I (capital i)/I (small l)/Me solving the captcha
Me as soon as I clock out
It’s dangerous to go alone / Take this
Screw work I say as I continue to turn up on time everyday / You know what I don’t even care anymore I say as I continue to work hard / Dnight K Sohrute
I got a really soft belly bro come feel it / Bro lemme feel oh wow your belly is soft
Horse pair looking at home builder sign perhaps interested in buying property ready to start a new life together / Build to suit / Two sites to choose from / Proposed house plans / 505 available 505 / 832 6619 / 832 5181
Cumulonimbus / Every other cloud
50 Nerds of Grey / Me in high school Why am I spending an hour a day learning about a subject that won’t help me in real life / Me now Oh boy a new episode of my podcast about dolphin social hierarchies
Me getting dropped off you know right here’s probably fine / Right here
Sorry guys I gotta go / Yeah same / You are now the party owner