I bet he’s thinking about that dumb rock he saw the other day / That was really a cool rock I should have kept it
Family friends doctors and therapists trying to help me / My depressed ass
Sends meme / Chuckles / Sends meme / Chuckles
Goku / Ok / Lets fight / Give me an hour / Ill be waiting / Of prep time
Assembling furniture starter pack / B7 or D7 / We’re missing one screw / Doesn’t have a screwdriver and uses a butter knife / It’s backwards
That one time a guy in the gym shower said nice cock / A lifetime of people telling me I suck
Friend Hey you’ve been pretty quiet lately what’s on your mind / Me / Current existential crisis / Animals / Snacks
Youtuber do not try this at home / Me / Are you challenging me
When you’re sad and you listen to sad music to be even sadder / Exile feat Bon Iver
When you’re going through a hard time / but you still get up every morning / and do your best
You turn on in 3 seconds. Shame!/I am sorry/You have 5 minutes to start Need For Speed: Underground/Ten minutes
One day you shut down Windows XP for the last time and you probably did not even realize it / Turn off computer / Stand By / Turn Off / Restart / Cancel
Me in Heaven: Why my wings so little tho / God: Cuz you barely made it
The illusion / Update and shut down / Update and restart / Update and restart / Of free choice
The moment I realise my entire salary is gone after paying a few of my bills
The memes from this post / Will make a fine harvest
When the baby is being clingy to mama but I’m the one with the bottle / Come with me if you want to live
Spends 6 hours deciding what to watch / Rewatches the same show for the 7th time like it’s a sacred ritual
Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store
When someone finally apologizes for something they did but they have done so much shit since before realizing they were wrong you are just like / Damn I kinda do not care
Me seeing the movie for the third time / People who spoil some movies
Package has Fragile written all over it / The delivery guy / Throw
My neighbor explaining to me the correct way to get the cat in the carrier.
Me 10 minutes into the movie I spent an hour deciding on