Why you so quiet What’s on your mind / Me / What will happen if I call my own number
Trying to get some sunshine / Realizing you live in the UK
That one song in your playlist which you never delete but always skip / You won’t let me live you won’t let me die
Spending 80$ on a game / Spending 300$+ dollars on cosmetics in a f2p game
They wear too much make-/Those clothes are too ti–/They eat too mu–/Me:/Shhh/Let people enjoy things
Me realising that 1 can of beer contains 96mg of potassium so I can drink 50 cans a day to reach the recommended potassium intake
Our head of marketing during work hours/I can’t believe they fell for that ad it’s 100% AI/When he gets home/I can’t wait to tell ChatGPT about my day
Not wanting to open up or talk about anything / Wanting a real genuine connection
New rule / Never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm
My heart making the worst decisions / My mind knowing I’m gonna regret them later
Movie character escaped out of the window starter pack
Me: I should be more organized / Also me: / New folder (112)
Me cuts a slice of pizza / The mozzarella
Me after my squad buys me back for the 5th time / I didn’t hear no bell
Maybe if I fall in love with my shoulder pain it will leave me too
Main theme of the game plays at the beginning / Main theme of the game plays at the end with a triumphant reprise
Junior position / Look inside / 2-3 years experience
How I used to sleep when I was 7 years old / With my favorite blanket
How are you coping with life right now?
Honker implants are quite popular among geese
Emojis in memes are the today’s version of a laugh track
Dont be intimidated Squidward / Just try and imagine him as a girl / Oh no he’s hot
Accidentally presses F1 instead of F2 while renaming a file / Microsoft Edge / Get some help
Your alarm / My alarm / Alarms / Sleep wake up / No alarm / Change / Tomorrow morning / Other / 6 00 Am alarm every weekday / 6 15 Am alarm every weekday / 6 30 Am alarm every weekday / 6 45 Am alarm every weekday