You’re not hungry / You’re bored / Shut the damn door / No I’m just sad
When you’re playing hide and seek and your spot is so good that you’ve been hiding for 2 hours
Don’t lie this has happened to you before and you tortured yourself trying to fix it
When you’re eating in a restaurant and find a hair in your food so you complain and the bald chef comes at you like
When you just have to sit down and admire how badly you f**ked up
When there’s a red barrel in a fps game but it doesn’t explode when you shoot it / Wait that’s illegal
When someone replies with k in a text message / Here lies this conversation
My parents at the age of 29 / I think we can afford to have one more baby / Me at the age of 29 / We should find one more roommate or else we can’t afford the rent
Putting milk before cereal / Showering with the lights off / Walking slowly after turning off the lights / Laughing when I feel pain / Shitting at school bathrooms / Biting ice cream / Me aparently
Unhated / Vegetables / Annual meeting
Trying to act like a functioning adult while my soul is busy filing a mental complaint against humanity.
Tom and jerry illustrating mouse holes like this / Do you trust me / Me a child / With every cell of my body
This position starts to get uncomfortable again
The support / The congratulations
My stomach / The phone in my pocket
Left / Exit 12 / The place she’s allowed in / The 0.5% of the house she’s not allowed in / My cat
He was a boy / She was a girl / Youtube to mp3 / Spotify premium
My bladder when another 3 hour movie drops in cinemas to massive critical and commercial success giving Hollywood more reason to continue making them / I’m tired boss
Me rubs my eyes a little too hard / My eyes
Me after a cold call recruiter spends half an hour describing the role expectations but refuses to say a single word about the salary / Where banana
Gambling / Maybe I’ll win the next one / Maybe I’ll win the next one / Life / Maybe tomorrow will be better / Maybe tomorrow will be better
It’s signs like these that always ruin my plans in life
It was at this moment Louie realized why Rob bought him lunch everyday for the past 2 years