Just bought a new safe for valuables luckily Fallout has taught me what I should put in it
I have two moods / Hehe / Not hehe
I can’t be the only person seeing what I’m seeing.
My heart / Us hugging / Us cuddling / Honestly just being able to call you mine because you’re such an amazing and beautiful human being and I’m really glad that you came into my life
When it’s your first council meeting after getting new boots
Deep sea creature
Never did / Damn the universe doesn’t care about us
Are ya winning son? / Yeah dad, thanks / Joins son’s game / You’re such a noob son!
Submits an anonymous staff survey / Manager the next day
70% off / On selected items
When you throw the whole pizza roll in your mouth
When your manager is actually nice to you for a change and doesn’t ask for anything in return / I know this is a trap I just don’t know how
When you over grind levels before fighting the final boss / I thought you were stronger
When u have nothing in common with your coworkers but pretend so u can have a nice lunch
When you ask your mom for money and she says bring me my purse / Mom / Her purse / Me
When you’re bored at home so you start walking around and enter roomba mode
We all have memories on some stairs / Others / Me
Trade offer / I receive / You receive
Me texting my crush hey how are you / My crush 8 hours later hey / Me
When you tell your friend you would help him bust a nut but you guys are talking about different types of nuts
Me lemme save that picture to my phone archive so I can easily find it later / My phone archive
Printer we’re out of Cyan / Me it’s OK it’s just black white / Printer / I said we out of Cyan
When someone asks me how can I play video games for so many hours without getting headache / The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
No thanks I find intimacy embarrassing / Just unproductive complaining for me