Me about to buy a highly rated product I have been researching for days / Sees literally 1 bad review / Me / Nah man I’m cool
A visual representation of the word sorry / Sarcasm
A spoon’s only objective in life is to make soup go upwards and it knows this / That’s why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high / The spoon thinks there’s suddenly tons of soup to deal with and it freaks out
A spider in my wall doing absolutely nothing / Me
41331 Bells / 1440 Bells / Froggy chair / A small price to pay for froggy chair
Lottie / @sellottie / Sobbing i’m an apex predator i’m an apex predator as a seagull waddles closer and closer to me and my sandwich
A pigeon with the head of a horse / And the body of a horse / Thought it was a horse at first / But then I read it and felt foolish
A picture of my cat after not eating for 30 minutes
A pic of me trying to get my cat out from under my bed
A never ending cycle / Me maybe ill stop overthinking if i fall asleep / Me maybe ill fall asleep if i stop overthinking
A male client once jumped on me and started licking me everywhere / I’m a vet
A lego set / 3 year old me / I gotta get one of those / A lego set / 19 year old me / I gotta get one of those / A lego set / 100 year old me / I gotta get one of those
A group of cannibals after one of them dies / Oh no / Anyway
Also me / Me / A good night’s sleep
A far better love story than twilight
A distinguished gentleman and an absolute villain plotting world domination
Dio 9 seconds have passed / The viewers / It’s been almost three minutes
8yo me after sharpening my pencil on both sides
8 year old me realizing there are people with the same name as me / The day I lost my identity
8 mins after leaving the dentist
6 year old me walking through an automatic opening door at Wal-Mart
5-year-old me / I want to be a teacher, a doctor, an astronaut, and an engineer / 25-year-old me / I just want to be happy and not tired
When you’re at work and someone asks how you’re doing / Undiagnosed but something ain’t right
When someone asks about my personal life / I’ll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private