Man sad / Man goes outside / Man sees helicopter / Man happy
Me: Leans In My Chair / The Teacher: / Did You Ever Hear The Tragedy Of The Boy Who Leaned In His Chair?
Being able to cook / Let’s see who this really is / Just following the recipe
Me: I’m Running Out Of Money, I Need To Work More / Boss: Who Wants To Leave Early? / Me:
If I received a dollar for every time / Someone pronounced my name wrong
Phobophobia / Being afraid of being afraid. / I used the fear to fear the fear
Have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death? / Yes / No / Continue
Everyone Being Afraid Of This / But Imagine If This Was Floating Towards You
Mom At Gas Station: Close The Windows It Smells So Bad. / Me At Gas Station:
Microsoft Edge / ‘Check Me Out Before You Change The Default Browser’ / Me
A Sudden Wave Of Sadness / Me
You Still Watch Cartoons? You Know They’re For Kids Right?/My Inner Child Moments After Hearing That :
You Are A 2500€ High-End Gaming PC / I Am A 2500€ High-End Gaming PC / You Can Run Any Game On 200+ Fps / I Can Run Any Game On 200+ Fps / You Are Super Fast And Can Open Any Program In No Time / I Am Super Fast And Can Open Any Program In No Time / You Can Close Games Instantly Without Issues / I Freeze For About 5 Seconds For No Reason
What My Eyes See / What My Phone Sees
We Should Make Memes Dimmer / So That The Screen Won’t Blind Us Before Bed At 2am
Me / Ugly Face, 0 Money, Bad Personality / A Hot Gf Please
Trying to catch your dog but they do this:
Did you knew pink light doesn’t exist./What?/There is no pink light in the visible spectrum./It is our brains creating it from white light missing the green wavelengths./Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
The Lord Of The Rings Fan Base / The Rings Of Power Writers
Me: (Starts drinking again even though I’m already hungover) / My body: / How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
When the slow one in the group finally / Understands the joke said 3 minutes ago
Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
When you rip your bed to pieces and now have to sleep on the floor / Why am I like this
Me: Ah, Finally, I’ll Get Some Sleep / Mosquito In My Room: