How Moms Spy At You In The Corner Of The Living Room / When You Are Laughing A Bit Too Hard On Your Phone
Me: Grandma, I’m a bit hungry. Would you make me some of your dumplings? / Grandma: / 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way
F1 / F / 1
Why the zombie apocalypse would fail starter pack / Slippery floor / Cacti / Open manhole / Confusing doors / Pull / Push
Other drivers: Wow that guy is driving like an asshole. Why is he in such a rush? / Me when I get home:
When I first meet someone / Depression Jokes / Emotional Baggage
Turns Up Volume By 1% / My Phone: / Danger / Not Only Will This Kill You It Will Hurt The Whole Time You’re Dying
There are two types of people when it comes to closing a door:
Sunflower is always planted in front of peashooter, they’re cheaper and less strategically valuable than attacking plants so should act as defenses for them. / Plus the further back the attacking plants are the more damage they can do before being eaten so you want them way in the back / Sunflower back Peashooter front
Me: Peacefully trying to sleep / Some random dude with motorbike at 3 am / I Am Speed
Me Reading The Group Chat I Haven’t Responded To In Six Months
People Looking For Ways To Focus And Lock In / A Random Dude On Internet
Opens phone while pushing one out / Front facing camera is open
Me Thinking About Doing Something Stupid:/My Brain:/Permission Granted.
Me Stuck Between Two Choices:/ “You Have Work In 3 Hours.” / “One More Episode Won’t Hurt.”
Me After A Long Day Of Doing The Bare Minimum / Tyson / Praise Me A Bit More! I Did A Really Good Job!
Me: Looking at the fancy art supplies I got 5 years ago that are way too special to use.
When the light is green and the car in front is sitting there but you in a good mood / It’s okay, Rocky. / You go when you feel like it.
Know Your Menu / Hamburger Menu / Döner Menu / Bento Menu / Kebab Menu / Meatballs Menu
Me during the week: I think I’ll play this game at the weekend. Maybe watch that show, too. / Me at the weekend: / Three hours later. / Five hours later.
How Other People Look At The Person They Hate The Most / How I Look At The Person I Hate The Most
Why was it so hard to peel off the protective film on my new monitor?
Getting shot in-game / Getting shot in a cut scene