Gallery Romeo must have been like / Juliet must have been like Absolutely no one/One nostril at 1 am/Sarcasm Me watching the nah this won’t come up in the exam question in the exam paper My idiot son who eats chains Me when i need to wipe my fingers after eating Spicy memory coming out of nowhere / Me just trying to vibe Me if I ever marry a doctor and we have a fight Me drops a pencil / The pencil / Parkour Me choking on my own saliva at 3 am / For no reason at all Me I think Ive had about all I can take / The universe / But wait / Theres more I let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it / Once again kind of weird but not a sin I am wearing my new favourite outfit / From forever 21 dont talk to me How much spinach you cook / How much you end up with How I feel after liking the same reel / That’s liked by my crush Me Mom how come dad has no hair / Mom Because he thinks a lot / Me How come you have so many / Listen here you little shit Do you ever sit at work listening to someone speak and just think to yourself / Well that’s clearly a lie Dad sending 10 year old me to find some wrench that I’ve never heard of / You must not fail Go An angel presents itself as scary to ward off evil / A demon wears the cloak of the righteous to deceive man 13-year-old me during the loving family trip / With my newly found sad music / Thinking I’m the saddest person alive 12 year old me at the toy’s section knowing full well I’m never getting any of it 10 y/o me opening the door of my room after watching a horror movie When you realize the reason you had all that extra money is because you forgot to pay the power bill When you don’t want to miss the next hangout / But you haven’t had enough of your 6-10 hours of complete isolation recharge yet Crickets and worms at the pet store when they get chosen over the others / Yay / Wait… 1 … 116 117 118 119