Hey, You Awake? / If The Multiverse Theory Is True, Then There Must Be A Universe Where The Multiverse Theory Is Not True.
When I Realize I Sent The Screenshot To The Same Person
I May Look Like This In Real Life But / In My Head I’m Starring As The Main Character / Of The Most Fire Music Video
23 Year Old Me: I Don’t Think He Will Recognise Me, It’s Been A While / My Primary School Teacher At The Market: / Hello, Peter.
When physics teacher says that friction, air resistance and energy loss can be ignored:
Can I ever really share a thought? / Communicate it with no ambiguity? / Does my language shape my thoughts?
Boss: Do you play in your workplace? / Me: No, never.
Interviewer: Describe yourself in five words / Me: / Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
When that one friend who talks with no filter doesn’t change personality in front of your parents / Inner panic attack
Breaking Bad / Ben 10
When you bout to shoot a paper ball into the recycling bin and the whole class hyping you up
Me: Already in a terrible mood / My pocket / The door knob
Alarm set for 6:30am / My mom at 5:47am
A Dog Looks Up To You. / A Cat Looks Down On You. / A Pig Looks You In The Eye As An Equal
My Brain / Work Stress / Home Stress / Okay, I want a clean fight. Winner gets to make me forget about the other one for a little while
Being around cats makes you say things you never imagined you’d say in this life. / Like, “Why are you sleeping on my salad.”
Don’t get overwhelmed when realizing the “Silver lining” is a small part of a HUGE “Cloud” of bad stuff. / Realize that the CLOUD is just a small part of the bigger sky called life, which is boring without it ALL. / Life / Good Stuff/Silver Lining / Bad Stuff/Cloud
When You’re Having A Sleepover With The Boys And Are About To Fall Asleep, But Someone Makes A Loud Fart Noise
When you’re eating not to enjoy the food but / Just to gain some energy to get through the day
When you use a bunch of alternate accounts to back you up in an online argument:
When you start choosing drinks based on flavours and not by characters / Maybe I am an adult
When you make eye contact with the trash barber and his seat is open
Nobody:/ People With Brown Eyes When The Sun Hits Their Face At The Perfect Angle:
When an ad starts with “Wait, don’t skip this ad” / Skip