Me watching bro’s relationship stories / Once he said love is not for us / Sarcasm
Me seeing if the three squats I did had an effect
The shower / The shower / Me not wanting to get in the shower / The shower / Getting in the shower / Me in the shower
Me at 22 deciding to start a job that has absolutely nothing to do with my passions or interests / This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
People at 2 am crying over their relationship / Me at 2 am about to make a sandwich
Me as a parent/Remember to always say gg after winning a game kids/And what if I lose/You say ggez/Fucking legend
Learning IT in school will be fun / Its fucking boring / Complete dogshit
It’s okay to / Make mistakes / Say no / Unfriend people / Feel sad / Take a time out
It’s good to have friends who will check up on you / Are you ok / No / Ok cool just checking
I’m not saying I need it but I would feel better if I had it / Just for you
I paid for this ad spot because I hate ads / Enjoy this pic of a cute turtle instead / Peace
I act clingy and weird / They stop talking to me / I feel clingy and weird / I get afraid of coming across as desperate / I don’t reach out and act more aloof / They assume I’m disinterested / They stop talking to me
Cable management in my PC / Cable management under my desk
Arachnophobes be like / Spider / Man
Anime villains right before they reveal they’ve only been fighting at half strength this whole time
Remember this popcorn is prepared all in the same pot in the same heat in the same oil but they don’t pop at the same time so don’t compare yourself to others your time to pop is coming
You shared the same meme 3 months ago / Me / I’m an old man I’m confused
Girlfriend you never take me serious when I’m angry / Girlfriend when shes angry
Brain you can’t do stuff when it’s cold and dark outside / Me I think it’s probably fine to still do stuff / Brain no get your sweatpants on and hunker down eat carbs to stay warm / Me I’m not a bear / Brain carbs and sweatpants now
When you’re constipated but have memes and all the time in the world/It’s okay Rocky you go when you feel like it
When I say That’s crazy../Something is actually crazy/I haven’t been listening to a word you’ve been saying
Me trying not to be an introvert by asking what the guy beside me does for a living / My Uber driver
ADHD me about to finish someone’s sentence for them because they are speaking so slowly my brain is crying
The owner decided to install a camera at his cat’s feeder and this is what came out of it