What we think progress looks like:/What progress *actually* looks like:
Hey… / The word “short” is longer than the word “long”
The Universe Owes You No Explanation
Me When I / What Are You Doin? The Meme Is Not Done Yet!
The Four Horseman Of Being The Introvert Friend / Used To Walking On The Grass / This Technique / Sits At The End Of The Group / Opens Random Apps And Pretends To Be Busy To Avoid Talking
Me Chilling In My Online Class:/That One Guy With $2 Walmart Mic:
Pigeons realising diesels decrease day by day and they’ll have to shit on electric cars.
Opens granola bar wrapper / The granola bar:
One Drink And We Go Home / 5:45 AM / Just One Drink
My tongue when it sees me opening up my 7th bag of sour skittles
Meeting kids from a different class:/Meeting kids from a different school:
The bad guy / Me with a cool stick
Me Using My Most Powerful Move On An Opponent With 1 HP:
Dopamine / Serotonin / Me trying to find joy in life
Me, Trying to Act Normal in Social Settings
Me And All The Sheep I’ve Counted Tonight / Waiting For My Sleep Paralysis Demon To Show Up
I’ll Get Married Only After I Am Emotionally Stabile, Financially Independent, & My Life Is Completely Together
If the chair in your room was an actual person / Wot da fuk
Writers: I just wish I had more free time so I could write / Writers when they have free time:
I Fricked Ur Favourite Toy Last Night
How have you been lately? / Me:
Be At The Rat Sofa By 1 AM, No Later.
Me: *Finishes the exam* / Back side of the paper: / Oh, no, we’re not done yet.
Always Wanted To Pull One Of These And Leave The House Mysteriously