Gallery Me: *Tries to scold my cat for misbehaving* / My cat: / Don’t lecture me, you fucking can opener. Anime Protagonist: *Almost Dead* / *Theme Song Start Playing* / Also Anime Protagonist: / The Song Has Restored My Strength. The First Guy To Disobey God In The Garden Of Eden Must’ve Been Like:/Your Game Mode Has Been Updated To Survival Bus drivers when they see each other:/Pilots when they see each other:/Tesla’s autopilots when they see each other Teenagers: Schools don’t give us enough time to sleep. / Also teenagers at 2am: My Phone Every Morning / 100% / 100% / 100% / 100% / Me Every Morning Me looking at my arts:/My classmates looking at my art:/My art teacher looking at my art: Looks Mentally Stable / Looks Mentally Unstable / Is Mentally Stable / Is Mentally Unstable Every day it gets harder to find a video on YouTube to watch while eating Me: Gets the recommended amount of sleep that a teenager should have / My eyelids: / I said we sleepy today Friends: Be ready by 8pm. / Me at 7:51pm. First year in job: Steamed blouse, blazer, nice pants, heels / 5 Years into that job: 1 Year Old Me When I Fell On The Floor While Walking / Family Members To Floor Drinking water from a friend with very decent hygiene:/Same person after seeing their cat lick his own butthole literally for the last 41 minutes: Coming Up With Varied Npc’s / Coming Up With Different Voices For Said Npc’s / Coming Up With Names Cats be like “I know a spot” and it’s under the bed 10 Y/o Me: “Can You Touch The Cold Blue Fire?” / My Friend: *Burns His Whole Hand* / Me: / Noted Me: OK after this episode I’m gonna do my homework and go to bed. / My Brain: Another Season / Me: But… / My Brain: ANOTHER SEASON Your car key has travelled further than your car Mom: You have a dentist appointment in 2 days. / Me: Mom: You can not recognize a song from two emojis. / Me: Friends: Why Can’t You Share Mobile Hotspot? / Also Friends: / Quality / 8640p60 16K / 4320p60 8K / 2160p60 4K / 1440p60 HD / 1080p60 HD / 720p60 HD / 480p / 360p When you wake up with headphones tangled around your neck but you didn’t die in your sleep When You Both Agree On Where To Eat 1 … 114 115 116 117 118 … 199