Bwuh / Just woke up from a very intricate nap dream
Me: Omg Sorry Just Saw Your Text, It’s Been A Crazy Day / Also Me:
Me / I Slept For 8 Hours / My Body / In A Wrong Position / Me
Me: *Wears ripped jeans* / Any adult: Haha I think you need some new jeans bc yours are ripped / Me:
I Am Madly In Love W This Person / Rub Your Face On Them Like A Cat
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says “I’ll have my usual” and the guy working says “I don’t know who the hell you are.” / I’ll have my usual / I don’t know who the hell you are.
Human Vision / Nose / I’ll Ignore That.
Me: “Hmm- how will I spend my afternoon?” / My brain: / Do homework, then play video games / Play video games, then do homework / Play video games, then play video games
Hey check out how hard I can cry / PWWWWFFFSSSSHHHFFFWWWWWWW
Anime is trash / Have you ever tried watching it / Yes
When you realize you forgot to take progress photos before going to the gym for a year and getting buff / When you realize you can take pictures of you getting fat again and post them in reverse later
Difference between shy and introvert / Shy: / Oh No… People / Introvert: / Eww… People
Are you uncomfortable with eye contact?
Allow Weather to make and manage phone calls? / Deny / Allow / Let us manage your phone calls
You Need To Eat Right And Work Out Targeting Your Biceps And Triceps To Grow Arm Muscle / Kangaroo: Wut?
When you introduce two of your friends to each other and they start hanging out without you
Friends: “You Can’t Just Stay Inside And Play Video Games All The Time” / Me:
Not A Cellphone In Sight, Just Living In The Moment… / Wish We Could Go Back
When you see this on street,/You have 2 seconds to decide,/Being a civilized citizen/or/Test your free kick skills
What Putting Stuff On Conveyor Belt Looks Like:/What It Feels Like:
What It Looks Like / What It Feels Like
When you’re walking down the stairs and you miss the last step
When You About To Sneeze But U Gotta Concentrate To Make It Happen
Me tryna go back to sleep and finish the plot point in my dream be like