I’m going to fight a rottweiler / Noon You’re going to get killed you stupid ratdog / I’m a 150 pounds and want to sit in your lap / Ok
I organized our base bro
M dickson / @_mdickson / I feel drunk with power when I go to delete an app and all the other apps quiver in fear
You’ll understand when you’re older / I am older and I understand absolutely nothing
How I look in real life / How I look according to my grandma
How I eat the first week after getting my paycheck / How I eat after week 2 because I can’t pace myself and ran out of food
My friend Describe your life in six pictures / Me
Castles in real life / Castles in chess
Bad dreams / During the dream / After waking up / Good dreams
10 more minutes of sleep / Find out how jelly beans are made / Me at 1am
Me wakes up / Me wheres my book / Me rips off blankets / Me hears loud thud / Me there it is
When your best friend tags someone else in a meme you would have loved / Does he make you laugh
What they see / Failure / What they don’t see / Bigger failure
How can I forgive that person What they did was wrong / Forgiveness is not condoning their behaviour but rather letting go of its power to affect your inner peace
We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house / We put the leftovers in Tupperware put the Tupperware in the fridge let it go bad then throw it out
My bladder / Waking up at any point in the night
The two possible scenarios that happen when listening to a song you loved as a kid / You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you / What the cinnamon toast fuck is this
Me trying to figure out which days to wash my hair so it can line up with my plans
When you’ve been venting to your friend about your most soul crushing gut wrenching heartbreaking experience and they just boldly reply with same
My bed for me / The same bitchass bed when I chuck my phone on it
Somebody staring at me / Me
When you’re scrolling through your photos and get to the time when you were at your prime and didn’t even know it
Dog salesman pets head of dog / This good boy can fit so much fuckin love in him
+10 Armor +30 Frost Resistance -10 / Movement Speed