Looking at posts from people trying to sell mirrors is my new favourite thing
Play game/Encounter a puzzle/Stand idle to think for a second/Maybe I should try climbing/Perhaps there’s some ledge I can climb/Lets look out for somewhere to climb/Hey up there is that a ledge I bet I can climb that/Immediately uninstall the game
Musicians when their whole life is falling apart / But at least now they can finally write a new song
Any other plant / Potatos / Water soil temperature basically everything needs to be perfect / Dirt optional
Pov You’re a retired Austrian scientist and just got a box delivered you didn’t order / Schröödingeer
When you’re in a train and didn’t put your hands on the safety hand rails so you need to concentrate your chakra on your feet
When your soul comes back into your body
There was a guy doing the airplane with his daughter on the beach / And my dad asked if he could try omg
Tinder date so your bio says you like going on adventures / Me / Mental illness is an adventure
She found a way to bug me at eye level / When I’m on the toilet
Scientists have invented a bracelet that gives you an electric shock every time you swear / Me at work
Once I began working in IT I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke’s questions he just dies.
No matter how cold it is outside/Someone is still sleeping with the fan on/Well of course I know him He is me
My pillow imagining it’s a gf / Me
My mental health that I have worked hard on improving / Me
My Dad’s calculator / First grade math homework
Absolutely no one / My cats at 339am
My cat came home wearing an armadillo shell / Apparently my cat parties harder than i do
Me working hard to make a meme that will make people laugh / It dying immediately / Me using a keanu reeves template instead / It still dying immediately
Me deciding what I’m going to be sad about today / Childhood trauma / Inability to see a future where I’m not a fucking loser / Being fat / Broke as fuck / Lack of purpose
Me clipping my nails / Literally the next fucking second / Anything else I need nails for / Allow us to introduce ourselves / Made with pain
I’ve lost all hopes in my life / I’m just patiently waiting for the end
It’s physically impossible to start fires underwater.
Imma travel hang out w friends get a summer job work out and eat healthier / June july and august