How to untie a plastic bag / Step 1 try to untie it / Step 2 Rip and Tear
Me downloads file from the internet / Browser this type of file can harm your comput / Me keep
Video before we begin i’d like to thank / Tap tap
Went outside today / It was cold and there were people / Zero stars / Do not recommend
Here’s a common scam going that is going around that you should know about / Sometimes cats will meow at you like they haven’t been fed but in fact someone did feed them and they’re just trying to get fed again Stay alert
You drop your phone / The screen is facing up / Panik / The screen is facing down / Panik 2.0
When your friends broke up and you know both of them / Me
This is the look customers give you in retail when you say you don’t have something in stock and they try to blow you up with their mind
When you get an ad that only needs you to click the x button once
How I look at bro after getting 1% more than him in the exam / We both failed
Threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing / So I’m probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis
Spend one hour figuring out how to do a 10 minute task in 9 minutes / Do something the normal way that only takes 10 minutes / Me who will forget and spend that same hour multiple times
Me buying 19 new games on Steam sale / Promising to myself to play them soon
My friend over there thinks you’re cute / Friend
T-shirt 45€ / Merch t-shirt 45€
Me studying for midterms / Someday but not today
Me to myself / Don’t waste money you’re poor / Me next day with my new blanket
I’m not like other girls I know what I want for dinner / I’ve been thinking about it since lunch
When I’m with my boyfriend and I catch someone staring at him
Me I’m gonna have a good day today / Work / The fuck you are
Me: I have a song stuck in my head but I can’t remember the name / Friend: How does it go / Me / High pitched demonic screeching
Checking the temperature before getting in the shower
Game of the week / Which window is the ghost hiding in / Answer / The ghost is hiding in none of the windows this is because the ghost is shy and also right behind you
Errors in the picture / 1 The console is off / 2 Two kids playing super mario bros at the same time / 3 The super mario bros cartridge is out of the console / 4 The console is not even plugged in / 5 The yellow-black sweater kid can’t see a shit from that angle / 6 The blue-white sweater kid is either not looking at the screen or has a serious case of strabismus / 7 The mother is only watching the dust over the TV