Me: “I’m actually feeling pretty good today” / My brain 5 seconds later: / Guess Who Is Lonely And Pathetic
Me-/Do people actually believe this stuff?/Also me-/If I step on the red tiles, the universe will collapse and everyone will die
Snakes – A Review / For centuries Snakes have fascinated the imagination of man kind. So far we have learned 2 things about their Power. / 1. They can Bite / 2. They are Tubes / I rate Snakes 4 stars out of 5 for their Dedication and their Respect. One star has been deducted because we do not know how they move, and that is Untrustworthy. / Respect / Dedication / Untrustworthy
Me: I hiked 6 miles to see the sun rise. / Me to me: Eat a whole pizza with a 40oz and sleep the rest of the day.
How the actors walk around the movie set / How the directors walk around the set
New Articles / Me / Every Other Article Open As A Tab On My Desktop
Birds that run into windows are often attacking their reflection. / I hate myself. / Maybe I am a bird.
When you are pissed at Google, not because they are spying on you in order to show you tons of ads, but because every ad is something you have no interest in at all / You are very bad at whatever it is you do.
When You Start Playing Master Duel / Background Music / Sound Effects / After A Year Of Playing This Game
Me watching the “view 1 reply” disappear / Under the comment “song?”
Gotta sleep / *Turns off phone and put it in charge* / *Sleeps* / Bro Look Im Recharging
When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you / And now they’re mad
The Seven Stages Of Grief
Me Trying To Save Money / The Need For A Little Treat
No one:/Literally no one:/Absolutely nobody:/That one dude at the gym:
When She Wants Me To Open Up But I Already Told Her My Full Name And Favourite Color
Literally me / Hey listen to this song / I’m in love with you / Sharing music is a huge love language for me.
1. Open Steam / 2. Scroll down library / 3. Scroll back up library / 4. Close Steam
Playing PvE games / Damn, I’m having so much fun with this haha! / Playing PvP games / Gone through the seven stages of grief / 5 times in 2 matches
People Using Tennis Balls / Tennis Players / Dog Owners
Me: Moves the shower handle gently to the left / The Shower: / Now You Will Experience The Full Power Of The Dark Side.
Me after bro promised me he won’t tell my secret to anyone / It’s in the newspaper
Made a BBQ out of an old drum. / I’m hoping this one will last longer because plastic doesn’t rust like metal.
Them: Are you busy? / Me: No, Why? / *Incoming video call*