When you were a potential meme too but someone took the limelight
When you say you can’t afford something and someone on the internet tells you to just buy more money
When you read your Facebook posts / From 2009
When you look at someone and they make eye contact / But you want to establish dominance
When you got a lot to say but being silent is the best option
What type of gang meeting did I just walk into
What the raccoons know / 1 Whole world is garbage / 2 Also garbage is delicious
Whales with time machine / Cool wow / Believe it or not I evolved from you / Sharks with time machine / Believe it or no oh wtf
Waking up and you are late for school / Remember that you are 42 years old / Remember you are a teacher / Remember you can’t be 10 meters near any child
My phone / Thousands of screenshots I’ll never use
Thoughts of never being good enough / Me at 3 am
This is what I imagine when someone tells me they’re studying food engineering
Anime protagonists the villain’s lair is probably not visible to the naked eye / The villain’s lair
That feeling during a deja vu when you know exactly what the person is going to say but you need to stay calm or else he isn’t going to say it
Thank you for changing my life / I am literally just breakfast
Teacher you can’t smell digital pictures / Me an intellectual
Me so yeah its gonna cost me a lot / My friend dude I know a guy who can do it half price / The guy
Six year old me when I am bleeding so I drink my blood to reuse it again / Recercling
Online classes / Thought I had my mic on / Mute it to rip ass / Realize I was muted the entire time / Realize that I unmuted to rip ass and then went back on mute
Reading the terms of service / Finding the agree button as fast as possible
Me play with my friend’s cat for a bit / My cat once I come back home smelling suspect
Me / People who still text me no matter how long I take to reply
You see a cute girl / She smiles at you / She has an awesome personality and you exchange phone numbers / And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself / Volume II
I’ve called upon the council to solve an urgent matter / The human said treat without giving us some how shall we respond