Local trouble maker / Me in the woods be like / Source local trouble maker
When the customer ur dealing with asks to speak to the manager n the manager says the same thing u did
Yeah I’m the guy from the warning signs / Yeah all of them / I experienced every single one of them from being cut to grinded to electrocuted / And if you must know I enjoyed all of it / Deeply
I literally told you yesterday don’t you remember / Me
When I have a great idea / But I’m not sure if it will work when I try it
How I start stealth based games / How I finish stealth based games
Imagine how many banger songs are out there that you haven’t found yet
How it feels driving past newer vehicles at night
Dog owners trying to talk to someone outside the front door without letting their dog out
Connected no internet / Me
Nice altar / Be a shame if it got knocked over
You can’t always be a strong cowboy / Sometimes being an alive cowboy is just enough
When you’re almost asleep but you hear that you got a text and you have to roll over and see who in the world would be contacting you at the ridiculous hour of 9pm
When you text them / And they call back
When you smoke 10000 cigarettes and you get the special camo
When you have stomach ache and finally find that perfect lying position where it doesn’t hurt that much
When you find out your class have a secret group chat without you/When they add you to the group chat but now you have to socialize with your classmate
When you finally get home from work / After a long day and get to put your feet up
When someone is complaining how depressing their life is but it all sounds normal to you
When my parents try to make me to go to bed early / 10 yr old me / 17 yr old me
When I find a really beautiful picture / I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow / Set as wallpaper
What people who read reviews see / What people who write reviews see
What it feels like when you lie down after a night of drinking in your 30s
Treat yourself well while not harming others / Treat others well while not harming yourself