When you can’t eat anymore but you burp a big one and now you can eat a bit more / The song has restored my strength
When they realise that your a good guy that does a favour without asking for anything in return
When someone bought the Good Weather DLC
When cartoon characters get hit on the head / Yeah this is long brain time
When an unfunny show has fake laughters / I said we laughting today
When a non-platforming game suddenly springs a platforming segment on you from out of nowhere
What guys my age save up for / Honeymoon / What I’m saving up for
Watching movies in 2004 they’re too unrealistic compared to reality / Watching movies in 2024 they’re not unrealistic enough compared to reality
Unstructured time / There are things I need to do / There are also things I want to do / I can’t do both / Guess I’ll do nothing
Types of pain / Head pain / Stomach pain / Shopping with mom
Me this year is start of a new chapter in my life / New character / Page 56 full of repeated swear words
The you have to touch it starterpack / Clothes in the store especially really fuzzy ones / Good boys / Pimples / Anything musical / These things
The best weapon in the game / A level one enemy who was annoying me
Alright class tell me how to go full screen / Zoom in manually / You can maximize the screen in settings / Did you try alt f4
Somebody once told me / Me
Netflix Are you still watching / Me who likes to have some background noise while sleeping to feel less lonely / Yes
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa / On tuesdays we scream into the void
Me literally just sitting there / My ear for no fucking reason
Me lying to myself by saying I’ll get to school early tomorrow and make copies
Old lady sitting next to me / Me browsing reddit on a bus
Insta thot omg I lost like so many followers this is the worst day of my life / Me after losing my one reddit follower / Today I lost more than you could ever know
Me, a fat kid trying to lose weight / Goes to the gym / Me, still a fat kid but stronger
Kids in the row in front of you on a plane
Keep yourself safe in the workplace / Incorrect / Correct / Get someone else to do all your heavy lifting