You look sad today… / Yeah, I’m sad everyday, I just didn’t have the energy to hide it today.
I Don’t Like Ur Playlist
*Farts* / Gross, I Can’t Believe You Just Farted! / Whoever Smelt It Dealt It Lmao
How it feels sleeping in a small bed after being used to sleep in a large bed for years / How it feels sleeping in a large bed after being used to sleep in a small bed for years
Humans: Have eyes in front of their head to get 180 degree vision / Horses: Have eyes on side of their head for 360 degree vision / Chameleons:
Grrr! I hate quick-time-events! They ruin the game!/Phew! That was a close one. Good thing I pressed X to dodge just in time.
Family sized bag of chips: *Exists* / Me twenty minutes later: / Man, maybe I am a family
Good morning except the person who did this
Hardcore Pokemon Fans:/Choose starter based on type, strategy, etc/Me:/I just think he’s neat
GTA Players: *Crying Because They Haven’t Gotten A New Version For 7 Years / Chess Players Who’ve Been Doing The Same Sh*t For 4500 Years: / Pathetic.
Average Adult: *Can run at 15 mph* / Horror game characters when a literal demon hellbent on tearing them to pieces is chasing them: / Three, take it or leave it.
A friend sent me a picture of this moth / And it reminded me a lot of bongo cat / So… Bongo moth.
When you’re in the middle of an exam and you hear your teacher explaining something to someone
You can’t get ignored by the groupchat if you don’t speak at all in it and ignore them instead
What Smokers See When They Crack Open Their Cancer Stick Container At Work / 10 Min Break
What Adults See / What Kids See
Damn This Outfit Is Gonna Look So Bomb On Me / My Stomach:
When I stay up all night doing my usual shenanigans, knowing damn well I’ll be too tired to wake up tomorrow / The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
Business Shrimp Having Business Shrimp Meeting / Knittingnoodle / Stonks / Very Important Meeting Going On Here
When You Sent Out A Text Before You Showered And You Come Back To See No Notifications / And You’re Just Wondering Where You Went Wrong
If you ever feel useless, remember / Patrick once tried to give Spongebob rabbit ears.
Putting the towel straight on after a shower / Squeegeeing the water off yourself before putting the towel on.
My Co-worker Gary / His Cell Phone / Pictures Of His Family Vacation