I’m almost 30 years old and I have no idea what I’m doing / Wait until you’re 45 like me You’ll be 45 and you’ll still have no idea what the fuck you’re doing
How game developers think shotguns work / Lethal zone / You literally shoot confetti
Having the talk with your dog / Before company comes over
Human cuts lawn / Grass releases a smell to save itself / Humans / Joke’s on you I’m into that shit
Every pic of spider man is like
When someone’s ring tone is the same as your morning alarm
When you realize no matter how much muscle you gain you will always be as weak as the day they broke your heart
When you are at your first art exhibition
When the shampoo bottle falls in the shower and doesnt make any noise cuz it landed on your foot / I’ve won / But at what cost
Toothpaste never runs out / The force required to get it out of the tube just increases exponentially
Throws phone onto bed / Phone
Things I should be doing / So many / Things I am not currently doing / Any of that
Ever get really excited to finally have some time off but then just end up spending the entire day like this
Me scratches out a spelling mistake i made / The guy im tattooing
The 3-month intern about to diss the whole company operation during the end of term presentation
That quiet moment when you both wake up before the alarm and the world feels a little more peaceful than usual
When the lock on the outside of the bathroom door is red that means it’s occupied / Some people / I’ll ignore that
Me in the movie theater seat when someone is trying to pass by
Life is good/The food I make/But it can be better/Same food except someone else made it
People to tilt their controllers to drive curves better / People who press the button harder to fight better / People who say ow when they get hit in a game
The huge spider in my shower omae wa mou shindeiru / Me / Yamero
Children in anime / Middle aged people in anime
Me mentions the word walk in a conversation / My dog
Me using my memory loss privilege to / Rewatch my favorite show every 2 years