Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows / Only that it flows
Me tries food at a great reviews place recomended by everyone / My toilet since late night
Me / Those damn Lego pieces stuck together / My perfectly functional brick separator
My hearing 99% of the time / My hearing when someone mentions my name in a conversation
My headphones wire / My chair / Delicious / Finally some good fucking food
Haven’t seen my dogs in 10 minutes / My dogs in the backyard
My cat just squashed himself into the funniest position ive ever seen / But i couldnt get my phone to take a pic without moving him / So i drew it
My brain who wants me to study / My heart who wants me to play videogames / Both of them ultimately deciding that I should fap
Anonymous / Moo at a cow / It moos back / We are friends
The NPC telling me where I can find the items they want / Me waiting to tell them I already have the items
Me on february 14
Me if procrastination was a job / I’ll get the image later
How the next episode button looks at me at 3 am when I have to wake up early
Me after getting some new clothes
Druid I’m going to wildshape and have a conversation with that deer over there / It stands up on 2 legs and starts speaking abbysal / The druid
My mom If you have 4 apples and I eat 2 how many do you have left / Me 3 / My mom If you have 4 dam apples / Me
Oh no my earbud fell out / I will put it back in
When something lowkey traumatizing happened / But at least now I have something interesting / To tell my best friend
Me at home The world is a dark place we need more kindness and compassion towards one another / Me in public I hate every single person on this planet
Shery / My favorite productivity hack is working at a library with no laptop charger and using the battery life as time pressure I call it the poor man’s pomodoro / 50 Nerds of Grey
Ok ima clean my room / Me after 20 minuets / Damn forgot i had these
Not having to regulate what you say between friend groups a and b / Because you have no friend groups
06:00 / Alarm every day / 05:55 / Every day / 06:00 / Every day / 06:05 / Tomorrow / 06:10 / Every day
You know what they say Pressure makes diamonds / Hahaha that only applies to coal you’re just suffering / Aborted dreams