Pissyeti:/When someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
Motivational Speaker: Your reflection in the mirror is the lion hidden in you. / My reflection: / Jackass
Through concentration I can raise and lower my power level at will. / Why would you wanna lower your power level? / So I can raise it.
Why I’m wearing a jacket / I am cold / I was cold / I might be cold later / It hides my fat
When there’s no “next episode” button for you to click on / Why does life have the Disappointment?
When do people call you stupid/an idiot:/When you say something that is inaccurate or do something stupid/When you have a different opinion
What the author meant. / What your English teacher thinks the author meant. / For instance: “The curtains were blue.” / What your teacher thinks: “The curtains represent his immense depression and his lack of will to carry on.” / What the author meant: “The curtains were fucking blue.”
Very Rare Picture Of A Fire-breathing Golden Retriever
Me coming up with fire lyrics even tho I’m not a song writer: / The shampoo bottles in the shower:
The Barber Who Said ‘Oh Shit’ / Me
Country Music / 90’s Rock / Dubstep / Smooth Jazz / Heavy Metal / Battle Themes / Cute Anime Songs / My Playlist / Spotify / What The Hell Is This? / The Ad To Playlist Suggestion
Stranger in public: Looks at me for 0.03 sec / Me:
Starting To Work On Yourself / Sarcasm / Waiting For 1st Jan
Them Idiots:/ So Spongebob lives in a circular pineapple, but the inside has corners?/ Me:
Ok Ima rebuild the relationships I destroyed with my friends and family / Damn they all seem like they are living perfect lives and are incredibly happy, I think its best to not contact any of them because ill probably be the reason their life goes to shit
Friend: You can’t post a picture of stick and expect people to get it / Me: Not only do they get it but they cherish it
Me: Stays up a extra hour one night / My sleep schedule for the rest of the month / Now it’s time to get funky
My dog coming to get pets / My other dog
Movie’s protagonist after a blast:/I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.
Me watching the Simpsons to find potential meme templates
Me In The Kitchen At 3:00 Am / Syncing Up Noise With My Mom’s Snores
Me And My Second Personality Enjoying The Weather
When The Painting Won’t Stop Making Eye Contact With You
Listening To Music / That One Part / Sarcasm / Rest Of The Song