My ancestors watching me stay up for three days straight playing videogames / Me who can actually see them now due to lack of sleep
Everyone monsters live under your bed / Me an intellectual
Missed 1 day of work & my check was 200$ less / Work 1 extra day and I only made 7.20 more
Me watching shows like Avatar and Pokemon at an age older than the main characters wondering if I’ll ever get to go on a real adventure in my life
Me walks past a bush/My brain/You/You’re coming with me
Me now after realizing that a toy I used to have when I was 6 which I broke is now worth over a million dollars
Me checking the weather forecast to see what combination of sun rain wind thunder and wet bulb heat we’re going to have in the next hour
Making good progress / I can feel my jaw strengthening each day
Laptop gaming be like:/Left hand:/Right hand:
Says anything / I’m literally so fucking annoying they probably hate me
Me ight time to sleep / My nose
He can’t read / No
Enemy design games in rpg be like / 1 stage / 40 stage
Don’t ask me what i’m doing tonight / U know i be in the house contemplating the futility of existence
Page down / Home / Cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my rgb keyboard was going through
Friends bro wanna go to the garden later and get some pollen / Me ok but i can only stay for a couple / Also me 6 hours later 12 flowers deep
Me I look cute / Mirrors you look cute / Store windows you look cute / Other people you look cute / Iphone forward-facing camera whats up you shrek-lookin bag of bitch
When the character you hate for no reason in season 1 suddenly betrays the whole team/I’m glad that my instant dislike of you has been validated
When there is something gross all over your hands but you aren’t in a place where you can wash them
Socialising with your coworkers can improve your mo / Me whenever I see one of my coworkers
The rest of the show literal ass / That one really well animated scene
The Smiths / Melody / Lyrics
I hate heartburn it gives me horrible anxiety and feels like a heart attack / Then dont eat greasy and spicy foods that you know cause it