There’s a task I’m dreading / Put it off, but stress about it (usually for weeks) / Finally sit down and do it (it takes like 30 minutes) / “What? It was that easy all along??” / I learn nothing
The plants in my room watching it rain / Outside
The Gameplay / The Steam Screenshot
That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re gonna walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re walking over hot lava.
Al-grave:/ Godotal:/ Is this even safe?/ It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.
Teachers when somebody needs help:
Struggling for meme ideas / When you need a meme / But can’t find any inspiration
When you refresh your social media for the 100th time and still nothing funny or new
I Should Do Something With My Life.. / …Maybe Tomorrow
What U Doing Later / Sleeping / No Like Later / ..Sleeping / After Tht!!! / Probably Still Sleeping
People Unfollowing Me For Posting Some Unhinged Bullshit / People Following Me For Posting Some Unhinged Bullshit
When I’m trying to find my OOTD / In the mountain of unorganized clothes
My Life In A Pie Chart. / The Fuck Is That / The Fuck Is This
Meeting your friend’s Girlfriend for the first time like / Hello, I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive
My life getting worse day by day / Me (with no hopes in life)
Me: “I Have To Focus This Is Really Important.” / My Brain:
“Good, but can you change the music?” / Birth / Death / Life Of A Video Editor
Deerhood is a spectrum / I am a majestic creature that strikes awe into any who may see me / A crown resting on my head, I exist as the ethereal guardian of the forest / Graceful and mysterious / Mweh (:€
Dating app: “Congratulations! Someone likes you!” / “Upgrade to premium to see who!”
And CDs had a hidden track that you only discovered if you fell asleep while listening to it
Can you briefly explain the process of cell division? / 0 / 0 / 8 / 00 / …Thx
Adults drinking coffee / Children / Look what they need just to mimic a fraction of our energy levels!
Hallucination / A perception of having seen, heard, touched, tasted, or smelled something that wasn’t actually there.
You’ve probably seen a lot in your life, but have you ever seen a horse with a wolf on it?