My Email To My Teacher:/We The People/My Teachers Reply:/Cool./Sent From My IPhone
My Child Will Not Eat Fish. What Can I Replace It With? / A Cat. Cats Love Fish…
My 3 personalities:/ “Talks too much”/ “Doesn’t talk at all”/ “Talks to myself”
Me tells a joke in class / *No one laughs* / The popular kid repeats the joke / Everyone:
Me Beating The Level. / Me Realizing I Missed A Lot Of Free Stuff
Me Looking At The Same Fit I Already Wore 4 Times This Week
Me Having An Imaginary Argument In The Shower: / The Shampoo Bottles:
Me Happy Texting The Person I Like:/The Person I Like:
I Really Don’t Care. / How Much I Actually Care. / How Much You Think I Care.
Hawk Just Can’t Understand Why This ‘Duck’ Isn’t Afraid Of Him / I May Be Alive But I Am Dead Inside
How much / For some one who will / Care for me like i care for others
How emotions harm your body / Anger weakens your liver / Grief weakens your lungs / Worry weakens your stomach / Stress weakens your heart and brain / Fear weakens your kidneys / Me / How are you not dead / Me / I have no idea
NYPD / Fps / Frames per second / First person shooter
Me I should be kinder to myself / Also me looking at myself in the bathroom’s mirror before I go to bed / Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow
The 90/20 rule / Try working at a ratio of 90:20 / 90 minutes of work before taking a 20 hour gaming break / This will create a Fun Cycle where you do lots of gaming and leave a full 2.5hrs for extras like sleep wife or children
12 Yo me setting a username / 18 Yo me logging in unable to change the name
9 Year old me watching my toys after / Watching the 1st Toy Story
When you’ve leveled up enough to recognize a repeating pattern:/It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
Your total is $52.68 / Hello My Name Is / Thanks you too!
When your favorite underrated song starts becoming popular / After it blows up and you hear it on TikTok every day, you start getting tired of it
Damn, One Rock Short Of Being Rescued. / To Whom It May Concern: / I, Bender, Bid You Hello! / You Don’t Know Me, / Though You May Have Heard Of Me, / But That’s Not The Point. / Long Story Short… / I Need Hele
When you just shit out ur spicy food and wanna chill but can’t sit down
Video game companies while choosing the name of their game:/Game company owners while choosing the name of their game company:/Random bullshit go!!!!!