Boss music plays / Me checking if my crush likes me back
Me canceling a free trial the day before it ends
I hate my birthday / Me at my birthday dinner / Do you guys wanna just go around the table and say what you love about me or like what
Cat game / Look at this cat / You won
I’m about to get kicked out of this supermarket
Me I wanna travel the world/Also me/Welcome to kwik e mart/Open 24 hrs/Two cents
My 3rd grade teacher sending me into the 5th grade classroom to ask for something / How it felt when I opened the classroom door
Heating pad not turned on / Not warm / Not warm / Comic of the experience Venus had this morning she looked at me with the saddest eyes
Hey can I borrow your cello / Thanks
What a life huh / Bro you are only in your 20s
Are you a possum / Do you eat garbage / Do you scream in the morning / Screaming begins again / Do you shutdown in high stress situations / If these apply to you then you may need to contact a physician immediately
What it is/Adjustable wrench/Brick/Pipe wrench/Rock/Pliers/What you think it is/Hammer/Hammer/Hammer/Hammer/Hammer
Your Brain After Picking ‘B’ Four Times In A Row / Wrong
When You’re Not Good At Expressing Emotions But The Right People Get You / Shroomish Looks Happy.
When You Turn 18 And The Cashier / Asks To See Your ID
When you open the camera on your phone and turn it to front facing
When you leave your cat alone for 2 hours and it fucking finds love while you can’t even talk to a girl properly:
When you exhausted all your options and your phone friend suck at math… / 50:50 / What is the correct answer for 8 / 2 (2+2)? / A: 1 / B: 16 / C: / D: / 51% 49% 0% 0% / A B C D
When You Both Like Each Other And She Says “Now What?” / I Don’t Know. I Never Thought I’d Get This Far
When mobile ads hide the x button in a different corner than normal
Protagonist: We have to find the Villain, he could be anyone…
Me: Ugh why am I always coughing and sneezing when I’m in this room? And my eyes are always irritated too / The despicable mold spore:
Public transport without headphones like
Me Sitting In Class Peacefully / My Stomach To My Butt / Do The Roar.