Wake up / Get through this week / Get through this week / Get through this week / Are u okay bro / Yes i just need to get through this week
When your new dice keep rolling 1’s / What did I buy you for / To make me sad
When you buckle down get comfy get the perfect air to blanket cover ratio and then remember the most vital part / Heck / Forgot my snacks
When there’s an urgent main quest but you’re favorite NPC wants to play a minigame / Yeah I’ve got time
When the whole family sits down to eat and the doggo chooses to lie down on your feet / I have been chosen
When it’s Sunday so you cocoon all day so you can morph into a productive member of society for the week
Welcome tired adventurer how can I help you / Buy / Sell
Watching a show and realizing you only have a couple of episodes left but it’s already past your bed time / Me the next day at work
Me opens my window because it’s too hot in my room / Every single insect on the planet
4% / Panik / 4% / Kalm / 3% / Panik
Put some food in the oven / Forget about it for an hour and rush to take it out / I forgot to turn the oven on / I forgot to turn the oven on
Nobody / People with alzheimer every 10 seconds at the movies / I have several questions
Man / Woman / Gay / Straight / Black / White / Young / Old / Rich / Poor / People that didn’t get decapitated / People that didn’t get their legs cut off
Me Oh shit this injury hurts a lot I should leave it / 20 secs later / Brain Hey wanna touch that injury again to see if it hurts that much / Me / You son of a bitch I’m in
Me I don’t like spicy food / My friend It’s not spicy you will like it / The food
My bed / My chair / My clothes
Me when I complete 98% of a game / Me realizing that the last 2% of the game is finding all 500 acorns
Me uses adblocker / Website We noticed you’re using an ad blo / Me / I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing
The dirty laundry / The empty fridge / Me trying to have a lazy sunday
Me in my lil fall outfit at 8am / Me in my lil fall outfit at 5pm
Me every night trying to figure out a way that I can quit my job but still somehow pay all of my bills
Me after putting in a few smal erors in my Chatgpt essay so the AI detector thinks it’s human / Smrt
Nobody / Me 0.000000013 seconds after I sit down for a haircut / Square equals itch