The creator trolley problem / You are an omniscient omnipotent creator of the universe / You create some people place them on a track and make a trolley hurtle towards them / You promise to save them if they accept that you are the creator of this situation / Are you evil
Me overthinking and still come up with the worst decisions / Thinking / You and I are not so different
Samantha Shannon / @say_shannon / Saying you’re single / Sobering / Gets you sad looks at parties / Invites relatives to murmur you’ll find someone for ever / Saying I stand alone / Mysterious / Confident / Puts you on the same level as Théoden King
Regular birds when people scare them/We’re all gonna die/Fly for your lives/He is after us/Crows/I will look for you I will find you and I will kill you
My trust level in CTRL+V / My trust level in CTRL+C
My nihilist ideology / My desire for meaning
Me watching bro’s relationship stories / Once he said love is not for us / Sarcasm
Me seeing if the three squats I did had an effect
The shower / The shower / Me not wanting to get in the shower / The shower / Getting in the shower / Me in the shower
Me at 22 deciding to start a job that has absolutely nothing to do with my passions or interests / This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
People at 2 am crying over their relationship / Me at 2 am about to make a sandwich
Me as a parent/Remember to always say gg after winning a game kids/And what if I lose/You say ggez/Fucking legend
Learning IT in school will be fun / Its fucking boring / Complete dogshit
It’s okay to / Make mistakes / Say no / Unfriend people / Feel sad / Take a time out
It’s good to have friends who will check up on you / Are you ok / No / Ok cool just checking
I’m not saying I need it but I would feel better if I had it / Just for you
I paid for this ad spot because I hate ads / Enjoy this pic of a cute turtle instead / Peace
I act clingy and weird / They stop talking to me / I feel clingy and weird / I get afraid of coming across as desperate / I don’t reach out and act more aloof / They assume I’m disinterested / They stop talking to me
Cable management in my PC / Cable management under my desk
Arachnophobes be like / Spider / Man
Anime villains right before they reveal they’ve only been fighting at half strength this whole time
Remember this popcorn is prepared all in the same pot in the same heat in the same oil but they don’t pop at the same time so don’t compare yourself to others your time to pop is coming
You shared the same meme 3 months ago / Me / I’m an old man I’m confused
Girlfriend you never take me serious when I’m angry / Girlfriend when shes angry