Brain you can’t do stuff when it’s cold and dark outside / Me I think it’s probably fine to still do stuff / Brain no get your sweatpants on and hunker down eat carbs to stay warm / Me I’m not a bear / Brain carbs and sweatpants now
When you’re constipated but have memes and all the time in the world/It’s okay Rocky you go when you feel like it
When I say That’s crazy../Something is actually crazy/I haven’t been listening to a word you’ve been saying
Me trying not to be an introvert by asking what the guy beside me does for a living / My Uber driver
ADHD me about to finish someone’s sentence for them because they are speaking so slowly my brain is crying
The owner decided to install a camera at his cat’s feeder and this is what came out of it
Romeo must have been like / Juliet must have been like
Absolutely no one/One nostril at 1 am/Sarcasm
Me watching the nah this won’t come up in the exam question in the exam paper
My idiot son who eats chains
Me when i need to wipe my fingers after eating
Spicy memory coming out of nowhere / Me just trying to vibe
Me if I ever marry a doctor and we have a fight
Me drops a pencil / The pencil / Parkour
Me choking on my own saliva at 3 am / For no reason at all
Me I think Ive had about all I can take / The universe / But wait / Theres more
I let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it / Once again kind of weird but not a sin
I am wearing my new favourite outfit / From forever 21 dont talk to me
How much spinach you cook / How much you end up with
How I feel after liking the same reel / That’s liked by my crush
Me Mom how come dad has no hair / Mom Because he thinks a lot / Me How come you have so many / Listen here you little shit
Do you ever sit at work listening to someone speak and just think to yourself / Well that’s clearly a lie
Dad sending 10 year old me to find some wrench that I’ve never heard of / You must not fail Go
An angel presents itself as scary to ward off evil / A demon wears the cloak of the righteous to deceive man