Me working hard to make a meme that will make people laugh / It dying immediately / Me using a keanu reeves template instead / It still dying immediately
Me deciding what I’m going to be sad about today / Childhood trauma / Inability to see a future where I’m not a fucking loser / Being fat / Broke as fuck / Lack of purpose
Me clipping my nails / Literally the next fucking second / Anything else I need nails for / Allow us to introduce ourselves / Made with pain
I’ve lost all hopes in my life / I’m just patiently waiting for the end
It’s physically impossible to start fires underwater.
Imma travel hang out w friends get a summer job work out and eat healthier / June july and august
I’m going to fight a rottweiler / Noon You’re going to get killed you stupid ratdog / I’m a 150 pounds and want to sit in your lap / Ok
I organized our base bro
M dickson / @_mdickson / I feel drunk with power when I go to delete an app and all the other apps quiver in fear
You’ll understand when you’re older / I am older and I understand absolutely nothing
How I look in real life / How I look according to my grandma
How I eat the first week after getting my paycheck / How I eat after week 2 because I can’t pace myself and ran out of food
My friend Describe your life in six pictures / Me
Castles in real life / Castles in chess
Bad dreams / During the dream / After waking up / Good dreams
10 more minutes of sleep / Find out how jelly beans are made / Me at 1am
Me wakes up / Me wheres my book / Me rips off blankets / Me hears loud thud / Me there it is
When your best friend tags someone else in a meme you would have loved / Does he make you laugh
What they see / Failure / What they don’t see / Bigger failure
How can I forgive that person What they did was wrong / Forgiveness is not condoning their behaviour but rather letting go of its power to affect your inner peace
We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house / We put the leftovers in Tupperware put the Tupperware in the fridge let it go bad then throw it out
My bladder / Waking up at any point in the night
The two possible scenarios that happen when listening to a song you loved as a kid / You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you / What the cinnamon toast fuck is this
Me trying to figure out which days to wash my hair so it can line up with my plans