Frogs use their eyes to swallow / A frog cannot keep its eyes open when eating because it uses them to help swallow its prey When it blinks its eyes when swallowing a large mouthful of food this causes the eyes to sink into its skull slightly This puts pressure on the top of the frog’s mouth which helps push the food into the its throat / Patreon.com/wildgreenmemes / WildGreenMemes
Me seeing my friends making plans to go somewhere without me after I brought up the topic first
Different grips / Easy / Medium / Hard
When I check my bank account and realise it wasn’t fraud it was all me
You can’t get stressed by work if you don’t bother to go in / Knowledge is power
When you leave the couch/chair for only a moment but the cat immediately takes your spot / You / The cat
Windows 11 / Update and shut down / So you are going to shut down right? / Restarting / Right?
When you’re off work for the weekend and have to poop for free
When you buy a new house but they didn’t tell you it’s haunted
When I take a selfie and it comes out bad / Big fat meanie / As if I really look like this
Me watching my barber destroy my chance of any girls for the next 2 months