Saying my life sucks when things go wrong / Self deprecating / Depressing / Makes you sad / Saying Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus wouldnt want this for me when things go wrong / Motivating / Makes you think about Spinosaurus / Reminds you that Spinosaurus cares for you
I don’t like this ad / Why am I seeing this ad / This ad overheard my conversations
Kicking the balloon up and not letting it touch the floor / 32 year old me / 8 year old me
My ear randomly activating from a yawn be like
New york post / Hero cat leaps into action to save baby from falling down stairs / 3 days ago / My cat after letting me fall down the stairs
Nobody / Math teachers at the first day of school / We are 4 parallel universes behind schedule
Expections / I’ll be learning new skills networking and growing my career / Reality / Replying to emails attending endless meetings and googling how to make a pivot table every day
Love is like a fart if you have to force it it’s probably shit / Advice about love / Advice about farts
I didn’t realize how good I was at yoga I do number 13 all the time / Pose no 07 Balancing stick / Pose no 08 Standing shoulder leg stretching / Pose no 09 Triangle / Pose no 10 Standing leg stretch / Pose no 11 Tree / Pose no 12 Deer stand / Pose no 13 Dead body
Hero knocks the enemy on the ground / The ground
I love chess / Me too
Nintendo / Steam / You’re poor and I hate you. / You’re poor and I love you.
When you feel a pain in right of your chest / When you feel a pain in left of your chest / When you feel a pain in the center of your chest
Water + toothpaste / Toothpaste + water / Water + toothpaste + water / Toothpaste / Water
Waking up to cute texts from babe / 04:43 / 0:29 / That’s you fucking snoring
Me trying to act normal at work / My last three brain cells playing le poisson steve on repeat
When you take that walk of faith into your kitchen at 2am to get some water / Hey there demons its me ya boy
Everyone else spring is here the weather is beautiful
When you spent all night flying chaotically around a stationary light instead of trying to find a mate or food / Why are you like this / Moth memes what a time to be alive
Realizing I had a typo when I thought I sounded smart and cool