Gallery 6am alarm rings me / 2 hours later still me Every argument be like / Contain yourself to get the moral high ground / Behave like a raccoon trapped in a trash bag Flex tape / Empty looking wall Dreaming as a child / Dreaming as an adult / 8 00 00 Countdown to wake up time Dog fights / Cat fights Ass and thigh muscles / Me at the gym / Core muscles / Arm muscles Your item has been successfully sold on the steam marketplace for $0.03 Me in the workplace refusing to adhere to traditions and boomer logic If a wizard goes Super Saiyan does it look / Like this / Or like this Whenever you feel useless / Remember there is plate vending machine When your teacher writes notes on your paper and you try to decipher the alien language she wrote them in When you turn off the GPS to listen to your music and end up missing a turn / Gideon Where the hell am I When I say something that doesn’t make sense but other people get an useful meaning out of it and think I’m a genius He’s probably thinking about other dogs. / What was Scar’s name before he got the scar? Welcome back to invisibility practice class / It’s pretty dissapointing to see so many of you here today Tool expectations / Please come loose / I hope it comes loose / I wasnt asking / You should have listened / Cant be tight if its a liquid The train/bus leaves as you arrive / Wireless earphones runs out of battery / Phone battery at 15% Family of products / Apple / The same phone but more expensive / Apple fans My friend the hardest puzzle to solve is the Rubik’s cube / Me an intellectual That one video you stopped to watch / Your entire feed for the next 7 1/2 months Teacher Did you do your homework / Me acting like I forgot to bring it Superheroes we did it we saved the city / The city Mum So what do you want to eat / 7 year old me on my birthday / Hamburgers The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast Skipped the gym today and put on a fitted sheet instead 1 … 9 10 11 12 13 … 119