Me when I have to restart a song because the conversations in my head got too loud and I missed half the song
Me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death
Anime protagonist I was hiding my pain behind a fake smile / 14yr old boys
Kissing your werewolf gf / Expectation / Reality
I think he has a quest for me
Guys / Now I don’t look up whenever a helicopter passes through the neighborhood it doesn’t interest me anymore
My child will / Have a varied music taste and listen to diverse genres and artists
Looking at myself after I said I wouldn’t buy anymore games until work on my backlog
Stop giving me your toughest battles / Dude you ate 38 jalapeño poppers of course you shit yourself at work
Building Computers/New Builder/Veteran Builder/Research/Price match/Check compatibility/Ground yourself/Don’t eat the thermal paste optional
Anyone lets take a picture / Me
11 year old me parading around the living room draped in my bedsheets pretending being batman
Wifi during the video / Wifi during the ads
Human fingers can feel objects as small as 13 nanometers / This means that if your finger were the size of the earth you could feel the difference between houses from cars / Me who has normal sized fingers but can still feel the difference between houses and cars / Signature look of superiority
When you’re playing rock paper scissors and you believe that your opponent is going to choose scissors
When you see someone accidentally ram their foot into the coffee table and they don’t react to it / Mom come pick me up I’m scared
When you see a note on the fridge by your wife that says it’s not working / And you realize you had double chocolate chip ice cream in there
When you screw up big time and both of your parents were there to witness it/Prepare for trouble/And make it double
When you haven’t combed in 2 days and run your fingers through your hair
When the whole class laughs at you / Because they think your answer is wrong / But the teacher says you’re correct
When it’s Valentines day and someone asks you if you have much experience in dating / If you consider failure experience
Me cries and screams in front of people because wants ice cream / Mom we have ice cream at home / Ice cream at home
The truth about cats
The smell of the lumber section at Home Depot / Dopamine / My brain