Sasuke vs Itachi be like / He doesn’t know I’m actually over here
Nobody / People who bought the battle pass
Name the weirdest popular habit you witnessed when you were growing up./My first thought:/A door mat hiding a key/Do you trust me?/Suburban homeowners/With every cell of my body.
Movie beginnings be like / That’s me I’m the blue truck
Me when the teacher asks me a question and someone whispers the answer to me / You dropped this king
Me when the car I wasn’t even going to buy on the internet sold
Family look who’s up early / Me pulling an allnighter
The NPC thanking me for returning a cherished item / Me knowing I’ll steal it back after completing the quest
Me at the zoo / You are my favorite dinosaur / Squeak
Me after watching 12 minutes of Masterchef
Me Looking out the window in the morning to see what season we doing today
To be loved/Is to be changed
When someone compliments me and I have to pretend like I don’t have a praise kink
A side character I am going to see my daughter tomorrow after 2 years / Me oh fuck he is going to die
How my legs look under a pair of baggy jeans
How it feels like to get 1 episode of anime a week
How I hug my Door Dash order before absolutely destroying it
How a metal vocalist looks into the crowd before the band starts their set
Me trying to light up your feed with my trashy posts
English majors when their favorite book gets adapted into a movie and they forget to include a scene where a random side character sneezes on page 215