Original meme quality / Meme quality after being reposted numerous time
My mind is pretty simple / Something goes wrong / Fuck it / We’re fucked / It goes horribly wrong
Me catches cold / My body to my left nostril / Shut it off Otto shut it off
Me saying but hey things happen after telling the most traumatic event of my life
Me running back and forth between healed and insane every day
Me: Let’s hang out?/Friend: Sure/Us:
Me showing up to work confident it’s going to be a great day / Me 2 hours into my shift
Pov It’s friday and your manager scheduled a call at 5 / I’m human / I want to go home
Alarm at 7:00 / You wake up at 6:59 / Is this superpower?
How I look at my co-workers outside of work
He’s not fat he just has a big heart
Finally a day off I can sleep in / My body / We dont do that here
Sends final_design.jpg / Client it’s a good start / Designer
Babies when they see something they don’t recognize / Get in my mouth
So you’re in this big parking lot and its all empty except for one car parked far in the corner where would you poop / On the car / You’re hired
Mom go play outside you need to get some fresh air and sunshine and / Me okay fine
Therapist you need to be more social maybe invite some people over / Me ok got it / Crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up
Pov you found that one braincell who keeps telling you to drop your phone when walking across a bridge
Whenever I feel low and don’t know what’s going on in my life/My three friends/Hey dude you don’t need to worry about anything this is just another phase just be positive everything’s gonna be fine soon/You know you can tell me anything right I’ll always be here for you whatever you need my friend take care/Okay who do I have to kill
When your friend has been typing the message for ever and then stops and doesn’t send anything
When I plan to spend 5 minutes looking at memes and it turns into 4 hours
Tip toeing like you’re on lava when you’re walking across a freshly mopped floor / The janitor
Teens in movies I hate this small town I can’t wait to move to new york city someday / The town they currently live in
Hey boss that neurotic kid is doing lines again out in the parking lot