Objects in mirror are closer than they appear / All i want for christmas is you
My camera roll / My Albums / My cats 7288 / Friends and family 0
Me growing by 0.01 inch / My grandma at family dinner / Who dat huge boi
Me with a job / Sarcasm / Me without a job / Me looking for a job
Me staying up to wait for the text from my friend saying that they got home safe
Teacher Video games cause violence / Me remembering the last time I got beaten by mom for playing game / You’re goddamn right
Me posting normie shit a year ago thinking i was cool/Me looking back now
I have the perfect body / But it’s in my basement and starting to stink
Admit it youve tried to balance the light switch right in the middle at least once in your life
9. Your cat will arrive fully assembled but may need time to expand after unboxing
Me I feel stressed / Someone Relax / Me Oh yeah thanks I feel fantastic wonderful advice
Remember at school when u spent the whole lesson flicking thru a textbook to find the weirdest looking person / Telling ur friend that’s u
Me when I’m watching something on my phone with my headphones on while eating and someone still tries to talk to me
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?/Don’t know, don’t care.
When the intern asks what does that mean after you explained in a detailed description of what tf you mean
When ur extremely stressed out but u keep a positive attitude bc u kno this too shall pass
Today was the last day I could make a salad with this lettuce / Then a lightbulb fell off my shelf and shattered perfectly into the bowl / I literally just got permission from God to order pizza