When you finish a series and once again feel empty inside
When you buy a powerbank so now there are two devices that you forgot to charge
When it’s the middle of the night and volume 1 on your phone is too loud but 0 is too quiet
Wakes up before alarm goes off/Me Please don’t be 6/Clock 559/Me for the rest of the day
Trying to have a conversation / Not responding / Good night / Night
Traffic lights when I’m late / Traffic lights when I’m 2 hours early
Me the world is such a wonderful place bro i just want to travel and go on adventures forever / Also me
Me / My friend / The results of messing with super glue
The only one who sing for me / Sarcasm / The only one who gives me love bite / The only one who keeps coming back even when I chase them away / True love
People crediting the heart for our emotions / The heart which is just pumping blood / The brain / The brain
The four horsemen of things that go missing
The first guy to use internet explorer must’ve been like
The exact image I need from google / Me / Pinterest / Me
Stuck up ass chair
*me / *my brain / We studied enough let’s play some games / *soon as I start playing a game / *me / *my brain / Don’t you have any shame you should be studying right now
No one / Absolutely no one / People living upstairs
Oh man I really need to buy one of those portable showers / This invention has made my life so much easier you should try it too
My entire life going to shit again / Also me laughing my ass off to your stupid ass memes
My bed when i go to sleep / My bed when i wake up / My bed when i throw something on it
Me using my sick leave to daydrink at the pub / My boss doing the exact same thing
Me trying to remember the original reason I unlocked my phone after 10 minutes of mindlessly scrolling through brainrot and slop
I have never been in a fight with a tiger / Therefore I have technically never lost a fight to one
How to copy files between two different pcs / 1 Right click copy / 2 Unplug the mouse and connect it to the other pc / 3 Right click paste / 4 Done / My goodness what an idea / Why didn’t I think of that
Everyone on the last day of school remember to keep in touch / Also everyone