Gallery When you’re trying to open a foil top and it splits into two layers Bruce/Do you think we are alone in the universe/You are from outer space/Oh right Pov You were told to touch grass When you go to YouTube for help with a game from your childhood and see 16 years ago below the title What kind of habit do you have?/The nail biter/The finger drummer/The pen clicker/The leg shaker Boss to me we need to make some edits by tomorrow / Me to boss sure we’ll do it / My mind When they ask me during the interview what is my desired salary but they refuse to tell me their salary range Me buys 30$ of fresh fruit from the grocery store / The fruit 24hrs later When the barber that always gives you a shitty haircut takes more time than usual / Hollup let him cook Left / Exit 12 / Punish the one student / Punish the whole class / Teachers when a student does something that pisses them off That’s not how you do it / Use the fucking clip / Stop being so fucking lazy / Wtf The illusion / Going to bed early / Taking melatonin / Still getting up tired and/or oversleeping / Of free choice Sitting down on the cold toilet seat like There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world When the person who doesn’t talk in the group chat starts typing My purse strap eyeballing me after I manage to shove yet another five pounds of bullshit I don’t actually need today in it My mom blowing on my injured knee / 7 year old me who fell in the gravel of the playground My goal / Me everyday / Sarcasm Me listening to my best friend’s problems / That were 200% his fault and 1000% avoidable Me experiencing life as nonstop suffering / Me experiencing life as nonstop comedy / Me experiencing both of these states at the same time When you know the person is lying already but you keep pushing them to see how far they’re willing to go with the lies/Really When the fart came out hotter than the sun’s core so you know it’s gonna smell smell / I must get out of here as quick as possible I should have bought bitcoin back in 2010 / Me / You were three years old in 2010 / Also Me 1 … 171 172 173 174 175 … 199