When you sit down to play the game / And everyone in your house needs you all of a sudden
When you look at your childhood photos and feel cringe but you know that at least your smile in them was real
What I love of winter / Cold weather / Wearing hoodies / All the fucking mosquitoes die and burn in hell
The world is a cruel and unjust place / There is no harmony in the universe / The only constant is suffering / Minutes later / OMG
Me finishes the game without doing any side quests / The old man npc who needed me to gather food to feed his family
The lacrimal punctum is the small hole in your eyelids that drains your tears through your nose / It’s the reason you get a runny nose from crying about not having a girlfriend
Scientists the brain is the most complex thing in the universe / The brain when someone’s talking to you for longer than 20 seconds / Dvd video
Skip the cutscenes / No the people who made this game took a lot of time and effort to make these cutscenes I’m gonna watch every single one from start to finish to show that their work wasn’t for nothing
My diet / My workout routine / My sleep schedule
My girlfriend stealing my hoodie / Me stealing her skirt
My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell
Me have you seen my hoodie / Her you mean our hoodie / Me / Her
Me and my assignment starring at each other thinking who’s gonna end who
I knew that stud was in there somewhere / Follow me for more DIY projects
Nobody hey you sure you’re getting enough sleep / Me yeah man the light here just makes me look so bad haha / Also me
Hardest things in the world / Diamond / Graphene / Metallic glass / Convincing someone that they are wrong when they keep insisting that they are correct
Glass is half empty / Glass is half full / Glass is perfectly balanced