Me moves the shower handle 2 cm to the left / The shower / Scorching ray / 2nd level evocation
8 year old me Mom i’m sick and can’t go to school / Mom but you seem fi / Me
Left exit 12 / Gas station 1km / Home 10km / Me with the loudest diarrhea known to earth
You are offered a million dollars but to claim it you must enter the last video game you played and stay there for a year / If you accept the money hows life there / Me who just played Halo Reach
Me looking at the imaginary camera / Everytime there’s a plot twist in my life
Me after a joke fails/Telling jokes for dummies/Comedy encyclopedia part one timing/Comedy bible/Comic insights the art of standup comedy
When your parents would make you show them the clothes you just tried on
Dogs and cats when a wish is made to make/let them live as long as their owners / Meanwhile tortoises
I have a great idea / I forgot it immediately / I bought a notebook to write down my ideas / I have a great idea / I grab my notebook and pencil to write it down / Wait what was I going to write down
I get interested in something new / I become obsessed / I spend many hours learning getting good at it / I get bored of it before it becomes useful beneficial
Thinking about how I have no plans for my life because I thought I’d be dead by now
Mom dont leave the kitchen until them dishes washed / Me
You sleep to recharge your brain and body / I sleep to escape this insufferable world / We are not the same
Sarcasm / I hate messages / I hate late replies / I hate hm k ok / You guys are getting messages
When you’re confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don’t even know what you don’t even know
When your whole squad is in class / And the teacher says that you can work in groups