How it feels like to get 1 episode of anime a week
How I hug my Door Dash order before absolutely destroying it
How a metal vocalist looks into the crowd before the band starts their set
Me trying to light up your feed with my trashy posts
English majors when their favorite book gets adapted into a movie and they forget to include a scene where a random side character sneezes on page 215
Consumers / A.I. marketing ploy
Buys groceries for 2 weeks / First meal
You have a big heart / My friends telling me / Doctor telling me
You find a good show to watch that has 3 seasons / You finish it in 3 days and there is nothing left to fill the dark void in your soul
Me Why do people think I’m mad all the time / Also me
When you start feeling that weird stretching pain in your leg at night/So it begins
When the weird ape that you’ve been tracking and hunting for weeks begins to throw you bones and its leftovers
When she’s a fucking mess but you love and take care of her anyway
When everything in my life is going smoothly for more than three days
The perfect scarf doesn’t exi-
The game character after getting ran over by a tank getting shot 5 times stabbed hit by an axe in the head
The barber adding gel and putting his soul into styling my hair/Me who’s gonna take a shower the moment I come back home
Me shaves my beard / That one pimple under the beard / Time to teach you the true meaning of suffering
Taking a 15 minutes long nap starterpack / Wakes up after 3 hours / Tired dizzy and more sleepy than before / Headache / Seeing this / Feeling like you’ve slept for 10 years and woke up on another planet
Single / Player / Game / Single player game / Single / Player / Game / Online connection required
Select all squares with Chameleons / Verify
Scariest part of a scary movie occurs / During the movie / At home when you remember the movie
Our project for finals / My group member / My other group member / Me
Not snacking at midnight because it’s unhealthy / Not snacking at midnight because you’re too lazy to get up