Whenever I feel low and don’t know what’s going on in my life/My three friends/Hey dude you don’t need to worry about anything this is just another phase just be positive everything’s gonna be fine soon/You know you can tell me anything right I’ll always be here for you whatever you need my friend take care/Okay who do I have to kill
When your friend has been typing the message for ever and then stops and doesn’t send anything
When I plan to spend 5 minutes looking at memes and it turns into 4 hours
Tip toeing like you’re on lava when you’re walking across a freshly mopped floor / The janitor
Teens in movies I hate this small town I can’t wait to move to new york city someday / The town they currently live in
Hey boss that neurotic kid is doing lines again out in the parking lot
The fastest things on earth / Cheetah / Airplane / Speed of light / Tape measure coming back
Now would be a good time for you to be winning son / That’s my secret dad / I’m always winning
My therapist said I should rub this stone anytime I have the urge to masturbate / Two days later
My motivation at 2 am / My motivation the next day
My mirror you look cute / My camera what’s up shrek
My brain before math class / My brain after math class
Movie disclaimer Do not try this at home / Me who just placed an order for 6 helicopters and a skyscraper
Me waiting for my colleague to finish helping me on my computer so that he can start explaining what he just did
Hahaha hey bro look at this video put these on
Life has no meaning / Panik / You can create your own meaning / Kalm / That meaning is meaningless / Panik
Just broke one of my made up rules that / Only I have to follow
I got a new pillow have to say goodbye to my old one / Mom saw it and got mad
Melissa / @mequishiaa / I can’t send my family any pictures of my cat because they end up editing her into raw chicken everytime smh
Friday me / You’re weak / Monday me / I’m you
Me finally i can have some rest after a long day of work / My cats / U ded / Where food / Play time / Change my sandbox
Every morning when I first wake up / I must alter myself into a life-form which can exist on this planet
Social media/Sleeping/Study/Eating/Wasting time
Anxiety speeding up my heart rate / Depression slowing down my heart rate / A normal heart rate