Nobody is in danger / However you can pull the lever to make the train get closer just so you can wave at all the people
My handwriting on lined paper / My handwriting on blank paper
Me placing a book I just bought on my shelf I’ll read you next / Literally all my other books / More lies
Lasagne in the microwave be like
3 rules/No wishing for death/No falling in love/No bring back dead people/I wish to make people feel like they are going to sneeze but they never do/There are 4 rules
Me I really need to revise for this exam / Inner me Your grades do not define you
No / I have no idea who changed ur desktop image
Extroverts who take introverts out to have fun / Introverts having fun
Devices used to find water
Child seat / Cat 2
Don’t fall asleep / Me I won’t / Also me 5 secs later
Math teacher Alright let’s move on to the next topic Has everyone understood everything so far / Everyone / No but thank you for asking
12 yo me when I beat a toxic kid in an online game and he threatens me to kick my ass even though he doesnt know where I live
Who wants wet food / Who wants to move their head out of the way so i can put the wet food in the bowl
When your name gets call in class but you have no idea what’s going on
When you open the fridge/And realize you forgot to buy groceries yesterday
When you laugh at a dumb meme and your partner who is not an internet person asks whats so funny but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about 7 years of internet for them to understand the nuances
How it be feelin using etc ina test knowing damn well I got no other examples
We are going to get drunk and have fun/Me when I’m drunk and wanna start talking about my ex
Sleep for 8 hours / Work for 8 hours / That’s only 14 hours out of 24 You still have 10 hours to cook amazing meals workout learn a language and walk on the beach Time is not the issue / Yes time is not the issue math is
Things that are nearly impossible / Traveling at lightspeed / Coming back from the dead / Not saying Big stretch when your pet does a big stretch
Who would win / The entire adobe creative cloud suite / Or / One filey boi / Amtlib dll
The cat anytime I adjust my feet under the covers
Everyone the best season is coming up / I love the snow / Me