The number of hours we have together is actually not so large Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it / Poem by Mikko Harvey / Years we think we have with people / Number of times we’ll actually be with them
Them you are autistic that means you are really good at math right / Me / Not even close not even a little bit not even at all
Hey you sleeping / Yes / Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Awaken Pillar Men Theme
Phasmophobia when the lights stop flickering / Alright who’s not dead sound off
People who take care not to post a stupid comment / People who delete their comment after finding out it was stupid / People who shamelessly display their stupid comments in all their glory
Going into the basement / Running away / People in horror movies
Original meme quality / Meme quality after being reposted numerous time
My mind is pretty simple / Something goes wrong / Fuck it / We’re fucked / It goes horribly wrong
Me catches cold / My body to my left nostril / Shut it off Otto shut it off
Me saying but hey things happen after telling the most traumatic event of my life
Me running back and forth between healed and insane every day
Me: Let’s hang out?/Friend: Sure/Us:
Me showing up to work confident it’s going to be a great day / Me 2 hours into my shift
Pov It’s friday and your manager scheduled a call at 5 / I’m human / I want to go home
Alarm at 7:00 / You wake up at 6:59 / Is this superpower?
How I look at my co-workers outside of work
He’s not fat he just has a big heart
Finally a day off I can sleep in / My body / We dont do that here
Sends final_design.jpg / Client it’s a good start / Designer
Babies when they see something they don’t recognize / Get in my mouth
So you’re in this big parking lot and its all empty except for one car parked far in the corner where would you poop / On the car / You’re hired
Mom go play outside you need to get some fresh air and sunshine and / Me okay fine
Therapist you need to be more social maybe invite some people over / Me ok got it / Crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up
Pov you found that one braincell who keeps telling you to drop your phone when walking across a bridge