My last two brain cells trying to find a way to get my life back together
My back when I fall asleep on the couch
Me when I write on the board
Me creating the prettiest character face in a RPG game knowing damn well I’d be wearing a helmet that blocks the entire face
Me as a kid sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night for a snack / Bravo six going dark / My mother
Literally locked in the server cabinet / No anti static wristband / Sitting on the switch / No laptop keyboard / Her ass is not sysadmin certified
Light after going through a prism / Oh no / Anyway
Side face / Im so cute i love my hooman / Straight face / Touch me again ill bite you
Ice cream / Cruel world
Wife I found more receipts from the aquarium in your truck Youve gone there 4 times this week and 3 times last week Is that where she works / Me No she lives there
Wife don’t you get tired of the same thing all the time / Me
Croissant with icing sugar
Your package will be delivered between 12:25 and 14:00 / Me after 12:26 / Where package
When you think you’ve finally found the right path in life
When you look up the definition of a word and the dictionary uses another word you don’t know to define it / Quest I’m already on a quest
Small awkward hand gesture / Hey / Hi / You ok / Yeah / Good / Mumbling a hi they don’t respond to / Looking up from your phone for a second not to be rude
Genie I can grant you 3 wishes but you can’t wish for more wishes / Me I wish you keep your wish granting powers but become a human and hence aren’t bound by any rules / The genie after hearing this / You did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it
Dom that might be a really good time to get your family / That’s my secret cap / I’m always with my family
Me reorganizes all the apps on my phone / My muscle memory / What is this place
Real world / Minecraft world / Bees are dying / Coral reefs dying / Amazon rainforest on fire / Climate change / Has bees / Coral only dies when placed out of water / Climate only changes when new biomes are added
Me ready to go home after a hard work out / Personal trainer alright we’re done with the warm up
Me one time I farted so long I was surprised that my butt didnt have to stop and catch its breath / Interviewer and a weakness
During the day Hmm this a weird looking tree / My dream during the night
Me trying to put my foot in a sock / That one strand of string stopping it somehow