I am not getting good offers / You are getting offers / You guys are giving interviews / You guys are even getting replies
Homage to tinnitus / You’re with me always / John Craton
Dad buys me a mechanical pencil / Me the next day in class
When I cook for my family and they get diarrhea
Me mom can we have puzzle / Mom we have puzzle at home / Puzzle at home
How it feels when I buy a second refrigerator to put in my garage for drinks and frozen storage
Small dogs / Big dogs
When u click open in app / And then being taken to the app store instead of the app opening
Me as long as they’re happy / Also me when I see them being happy
A leopard seal waking up from a nap with it’s own version of bed head/It’s warm body has melted the ice it was sleeping on, wetting down it’s fur on one side/Source: National Geographic’s Instagram page @natgeo/Sexhaver/:)
Who would win/A healthy bone-snake/Heavy knowledge
You get ads about something you talked about / You get ads about something you thought about
Noooooo White chocolate isn’t real chocolate because / White chocolate is chocolate because it’s called chocolate
When you notice a bruise you are not sure how you got / Poke
When you finally finish assembling something that took hours to put together / And you find a piece that looks important af
When a cosplayer finally meets the person that plays the character in the movie
They haven’t texted back yet / Maybe they’re busy / Maybe their phone is dead / They died
The movie volume during important dialogue / The movie volume during a music scene
Some teachers in every Zoom meeting
Me respects spider’s personal space and leaves it alone / Spider comes closer to me / Me / So you have chosen death
One week/One month
Nose at the same time
My PS4 calculating how much memory I need to download a game / 248 + 208 / 4416
Me / My poor body image / Rotating through the same 3 safe outfits like a cartoon character