This Cat Is A Chef?! / They Dont Need A Rat Telling Her What To Do!!! / Paws Using The Rolling Pin?! / Paw Prints From Her Working?! / Bread Is Being Rolled! / His Ass Is A Chef!
The hero / The villain about to kill the hero of the show / The side character who died 3 seasons ago
Me, Not Wanting To Wake My Family Up / The Toilet Flusher At 3 AM
The Password Is On The Back Of The Router / The Back Of The Router:
The Group Chat When Im Bored Af:/The Group Chat When Im Trying To Go To Sleep:
Me Thinking I’m Gonna Wake Up At 6am For Work / The Alarm I Accidentally Set For 6pm
Being a caring and loving person in a relationship / Not caring about my relationship / Suffering in a toxic relationship
“Age is just a number” / People who just turned 30 yesterday:
Now You’ve Pissed Me Off!
Me / My dog trying to find the right spot to poop / My dog still trying to find the right spot / Me
Me, Who Cares About My Grades But Doesn’t Do Anything / Caring About Grades And Working Hard To Achieve Them / Not Caring About Grades And Not Doing Anything / What The Hell Is This?
Pretty sure this is how my Guardian Angel looks at me when I’m making decisions throughout the day. / Seriously?
When I get a work related call, after work and I’m torn between picking up and acting dead
I’m Definitely Going To Eat Healthy Today / 14 People Simultaneously Bring Holiday Treats Into The Office
I’m An Adult / Which Means I Don’t Have Any Hobbies / If I Have Any Free Time At All / I Will Go Lie Down
At clothing store / Me: I think I look good in this outfit / Store Manequin:
Me: I don’t need to write it down, I’ll remember / “Enter password” / Me:
Horror Books / Horror Movies / Goth Music / Witchcraft / Me
Telling Your Suitcase There’s No Vacation This Year Can Be Tough. / Emotional Baggage Is The Worst.
The Pyramid Of Intellect / High School Diploma / Associate’s Degree / Bachelor’s Degree / Master’s Degree / Ph.D. / During the night I open the window and let the mosquitoes in and then go sleep outside myself. / It’s called confusing the enemy
Before smart phone / Danger stay away / After smart phone
Me Waiting For My Mom To Get Ready / After She Yelled At Me For Not Getting Ready
The only people who remember my birthday / Insurance company / Bank / Facebook / App that I forgot to uninstall
When You Take A Selfie To Get A Photo Of The Hottie Behind You!