I Prefer The Real Adult Drink / I Said The Real Adult Drink / Perfection
I get hit by cars because you built roads in my home / You get hit by cars because you were looking at this meme / We are not the same.
When you are telling a story and all your friends lose interest but you still have that one supportive friend who is giving you all their attention
Excuse me sir I’m trying to leave
You know you’re an adult when grocery shopping feels like a mini vacation
5 Year Old Me: *Lost In Walmart* / 5 Year Old Me: *Grabs Onto Lady’s Leg* / 5 Year Old Me: *Realizing That Not All Women Wearing Blue Jeans Are My Mom* / 5 Year Old Me: / Wait A Minute, Who Are You?
You get a 144hz monitor / “Wow this feels amazing.” / Your friend notices and tells you to open control panel / Your monitor is running at 60hz
When your only friend invites you to a game but it’s already full / You’re one of the reasons why.
When you finally get what you want but it doesn’t make you feel any better and just ruins your life more
When you are playing stealth game and combat music starts playing / RON
When you are dead on the inside with a smile on your face.
When The Sun Hits Your Laptop Screen Just Right
When the person who is scratching your back finally hits the right spot
When someone asks me if I want to go out:/Go out tonight?/Let me see if I can
When people think you wear the same black leggings everyday
When a piece of the chocolate coating of my ice cream breaks off / And falls to the floor
What you doing this weekend / Me: Enjoying my rent
Hunters: Tracking deer takes years of practice. / Deer:
Spiders in your apartment after the landlord paints over them
Some Of Y’all Can’t Drive And It Shows
Random girl to our group of friends: I really like one of you / Our group minutes later: / Emergency Meeting
Never gonna give you up / Never gonna let you down / Never gonna run around and desert you / Never gonna make you cry / Never gonna say goodbye / Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Most of the party when exploring a new area:/The barbarian: