When your jaw tightens after a really big yawn / And it hurts really bad
When you sit the wrong way for too long
When the best part of your favorite song comes on and your friend isn’t paying attention / Listen closely, JoJo.
What team-building exercises are supposed to teach me / Teamwork / Responsibility / Collaboration / Communication / What team-building exercises actually teach me / I hate people
What It Looks Like / What It Feels Like
The pupil of your eye can expand as much as 55% when seeing something you love
My Sleep Schedule / One More Chapter / Just One More Chapter / The Plot Twist At The End Of The Chapter
The first person ever to throw a boomerang, must have been like:/He’s back!
Me / The 3 Essays I Have Due Tomorrow
Repost of an old one showing the importance of lighting for your Snapchat and Insta stories bros/Standing in front of an overhead light/Standing behind an overhead light/Standing with arm directly under a light
Quick Check Before Leaving The House – Starter Pack / Or
Please Don’t Do This / Even If There’s Nothing Behind Your Decision To Sit Next To Me On An Otherwise Empty Bus, It Immediately Puts Me On Edge / I Can’t Be Alone In This, Surely
Your Dream Window Seat / My Dream Window Seat
My Dad when he beats the shit out of the TV remote until it works again / Why do I fix everything I touch?
Man I feel so lonely I wish I had someone who would talk to me / The voices inside my head :
Me Talking To My Minecraft Gf / Let’s Play Again Tomorrow, I Had A Lot Of Fun Today / Sure! I Would Love To! Can’t Wait / She’s So Sweet / Why The Fuck Am I Hearing My Uncle Giggle Downstairs
Me: *Taking shower* / Washroom mirrors:
Me Running Back To My Room After Raiding The Fridge At 3am:
Me procrastinating knowing full well what will happen / Future me
If you watch Terrifier movies backwards, they are lovely little films about a clown putting people back together again.
If Someone Broke Into My House While I’m Taking A Shit. / Would I Wipe My Ass Before I Protect My Family?
Are you sleeping?/No, I just closed my eyes and I travel far away…/But you snore…/I travel by tractor…
How it feels to have both your legs in the blanket / How it feels to have both your legs out of the blanket / How it feels to have one of your legs out of the blanket
Relax, you won’t fall! / Remember: here, gravity pulls you up, not down! / Oh, right. I forgot again. Sorry! / No biggie, it’s your first night in Australia after all!