Me holding the door for a stranger that held the door open for 5 other strangers / You can rest now.
Me Going To My Grandmas House / Her “Shaking” My Hand As I’m Leaving A Slipping Me Some Money
When they think they activated their crown chakra, but it was their clown chakra
I’m Over It, I’m Not Mad Anymore / I’m Not Gonna Be Salty About It Anymore / One Eternity Later
If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. / Happiness comes from eating potatoes, not from relationships.
Interrupted-by-fireworks: / I took a picture of my coffee bc it looked pretty cool but then I put a negative filter over it and it actually looks like a small galaxy???
There Is No Plan B. / There Is No Plan A. / I Have No Idea What I Am Doing
Spoon: *Has Left Over Nutella / Me To The Spoon:
Getting out of bed in the morning / Me
Boomer humor : I hate my wife / Millennials humor : I hate my life / Gen Z humor : / Do not worry mortals… / Everything is under control / Ctrl
Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance / No, no. He’s got a point.
Being a cat is not easy / Imagine you just wake up and random people come and start taking your photos
Are Ya Winning, Dad?
Sheriff And Outlaw: *Are Present In The Same Town* / The Town: / Ok, So Basically Im Very Smol
30 Year Old Guy Calling You “Bro” / 10 Year Kids Calling You “Uncle”
8 Yo Me Pretending I’m Drunk / 17 Yo Me Pretending I’m Sober
6th Grade nibba when they sit near the curtain and use their watch to reflect light on others in classroom / The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
When Youre Stalking Your Crush And You Accidentally Like One Of Their Posts On Instagram From 3 Years Ago / I Am Therefore Leaving Immediately For Nepal, Where I Intend To Live As A Goat.
You Are My World Bro / Wait, It’s Me?
Everyone else in school: yo its so cold outside, im freezing / That one mf:
Nate / @natemcgrady / What Is The Purpose Of This Part Of A Towel? / 4:08 PM · 3/13/25 · 77M Views
What Are U Reading / My Own Posts
Water bottle: *exists* / People in 2016: / I’ll fuckin’ flip it
When U R Writing An Essay And U Have Already Used “Because” Too Many Times / This Is Due To The Fact