A baby: *pulling my hand* / Me: Where are we going?? / Baby: *gibberish mixed with stomping & screaming* / Me: / You son of a bitch, I’m in
Me: Gets done with an extremely grueling day of work and is ready to go home and rest / Job: Can you stay an extra hour or two? / Me:
Feeling someone put a blanket on you after you’ve fallen asleep on the couch is the highest level of feeling loved.
Doodling in a school notebook / Trying to draw seriously with expensive supplies / The Pain Of Art
Be Sure To Start Your Day With A Smile / How I Start My Day:
A Pair Of Miniature Urban Lions
A conversation with a cute girl goes well / That sensible part of my brain / No dreaming / No fucking dreaming
POV: You’re trying to survive that random wave of tiredness that hits at 3-5pm
You’re so selfish. Your father has been working hard all by himself and you never offered to help him / Sorry mom / Dad do you want help / No
When you have the perfect GIF to express your thoughts but can’t directly embed it in the comment and have to use a link instead. / I’m limited by the technology of my time.
OMG You Gotta Try The New BBQ Place In Town / The New BBQ Place In Town / $24.99
Writing the beginning of a book / Writing the middle of a book / Writing the end of a book / Writing the one climactic scene you imagined at 3am one night that inspired the entire book in the first place
When I’m explaining my feelings
When I walk into a party and see a buffet table / I’ll gravitate towards that.
When A Pretty Girl Tells Me I’m Pretty
Them: “What Are You Talking About? I Never Said That” / Me: / Jan Screenshots / Feb Screenshots / March Screenshots / April Screenshots / Dec Screenshots
We missed our exit / Nooooooo swerve across 4 lanes so we can make it!!! / We missed our exit / That’s fine, we can just take the next one
When you try to tell a story but everyone stops listening and talks over you:
Transporting a violent criminal
Sometimes We Just Gotta Make This Face And Move On With Our Lives:
Show me pain. / I said real pain. / Perfection.
My STEM Degree / Indian Youtubers
My House When I Became Independent
Me sitting and doing nothing cause I have too many things to do