Me I’m hungry / My bank account / I am so exquisitely empty
Anime warning keep the lights on and don’t stay near the screen / Attention / Me watching the anime
Me still awake in bed at 4 00 am / Pull an all nighter / Go to sleep anyways just for 2 hours of sleep
Me looking for a new match / The player who denied me a rematch in my last game
Me as a dad / We are winning son
Me after spending hours on my essay’s Introduction
When you’re making small life changes and your depression is trying to downplay the positives / Progess is progress
Me looks at drawing Its so bad / Someone No its actually really good / Me I said it look bad
Me / My lab partner / The lab we messed up so bad we got a 4000% error / It’s finished let’s go home
When I’m forced to be alone with my thoughts / My brain / Welcome to hell
How did you know I had a cat
Boyfriend how come you didn’t sleep well last night / Him all night / Snoring
Them omg haven’t seen you in so long what have you been up to / Me / I just exist now I have absolutely no purpose at all
Average not-so-frugal steam user / Buys game / Doesn’t play / Game goes on sale / Sale isn’t affordable enough / I’ll probably catch a later sale
Mom / Allowing me to stay at friends house overnight
5 year old me grabbing my stuff and telling my parents I’m moving out of home after a small little tantrum
3 Best sleeping positions / Sleeping on your back / Sleeping on your stomach / Sleeping on your side / I thought I at least knew how to sleep / It turns out I can’t even do that right
Noooo you cant just growl while the whole room is silent noooo / Haha stomach go brrr
Why are you even friends with me I’m the worst / Me / The goat as exemplified here does not give two shits
Where would you rather stay alone at night / A Abandoned haunted house / B Old cemetery / C Dark woods / D Abandoned insane asylum
When you try to relate to a joke in real life but it just reminds you of a meme you saw/I’ve crammed my head full of garbage
When you and the boys are playing in creative mode and one of them says Come check out what I made
There used to be funny internet videos that weren’t staged / Sure grandma let’s get you to bed
The guy filming the documentary on a zebras life cycle / The guy filming a documentary on how lions hunt