The dirty laundry / The empty fridge / Me trying to have a lazy sunday
Me in my lil fall outfit at 8am / Me in my lil fall outfit at 5pm
Me every night trying to figure out a way that I can quit my job but still somehow pay all of my bills
Me after putting in a few smal erors in my Chatgpt essay so the AI detector thinks it’s human / Smrt
Nobody / Me 0.000000013 seconds after I sit down for a haircut / Square equals itch
How was school today / Art students
Lizardsister / Fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin
Finally / F13
Fake scenarios in my head / Me / Self isolation / I love you guys so much
Better take a shortcut / Uh-oh
A tree fell on my fence / Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair / Beware of dog
You’re only as evolved as the last thing that pissed you off
My brain You have so many tight deadlines So many things on your weekly schedule So many important jobs You have to get important work done / My hands
Baby pangolins look like they wanna talk to you but they also don’t want to interrupt you because you might be busy
Me / My brain / Me / My brain you know we really should do something productive today / Shut up
Me and my best friend choosing each other as partners so we can both fail the Chemistry project together
My dumbass gets out after 2 seconds of dodgeball / The one athletic guy who caught a ball / Come this is no place to die
Telling people you’re single / You’ll find someone / Have you tried tinder / Saying many have tried to date me and all have failed / Mystical / Empowering / Sword-in-the-stone vibes
Stealth takedowns in third person shooters be like
Seeing the same Reddit ad 5 times in a row / Realizing Reddit ads are personalized and the ad was about suicide prevention
When you wake up before your alarm rings you think you have time but it’s about to go off in a minute
Akari / Babyshoujo / Saw a thicc ass starfish at the aquarium today
Reviewing my friends resume and providing helpful comments versus reviewing my own resume
Me trying to sleep at 4am / My cats at the foot of the bed