When everyone said u were rly smart and responsible as a kid but u havent rly made any improvements as a human being since / These graphics were praised for the quality at the time
Washing the dishes immediately after eating / Washing the dishes once the food is caked on and dry
How others study / How i study / This is the good luck calculator / Upvote in 50 seconds and you will pass all of your tests
Fact 1 Reading can make you a better conversationalist / Fact 2 Neighbors will never complain you are reading too loud / Fact 3 Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected so youd better read / Fact 4 Books have stopped bullets reading could save your life / Fact 5 Dinosaurs did not read look what happened to them
Me I’ll sleep early today / Also me at 2:37 AM / One more video won’t hurt / 4 hours later / Why is sleep so expensive and procrastination so cheap
Doctor my back hurts when I wake up in the morning / Wake up in the afternoon then
Me vibing with that one internet friend whom I never met but they totally understand me
Me leaving the cinema after adopting the main character personality
My life falling apart / Me blasting loud music to ignore my problems
My mind a mess / My body a mess / My room a mess / My life a mess / My music taste a fucking masterpiece of perfection and all that is good
I put a bts song on the alarm to wake up early / Did it work / I woke up 5 minutes early to not hear it
Time is absolute – Isaac Newton / Time is relative – Albert Einstein / Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks – Karl Marx / I have loads of time until Friday to submit that essay let’s play Minecraft – Me
I do not understand how someone can fall into such a trap / Let me scratch your belly for 10 seconds
How it feels to talk to that one bro about stuff that you can’t tell the rest of the group
How I feel after trying to take a screenshot but I turn off my phone instead
Gun’s effectiveness when it’s the main character and there’s another season
Fearlessly consuming true crime podcasts / Hearing a sound in the middle of the night
Live humans eating dead mushrooms / Live mushrooms eating dead humans / Ecological balance maintained
Do you understand how fucked you are right now
Customer service face / Customer service thoughts
Me / Being a responsible adult / Eating 9 slices of garlic bread
You have to be at work by 6 am but it’s a winter morning starter pack / Or / Road to work / Your breakfast / Your room when you woke up / Just 5 more minutes / You / Your car looks like this
Wondering how I did it/Boiling water 2tbs of vinegar baking soda lemon juice soaked it for 25 minutes after that it looked the same so I bought a new one
When you’re hiding trying to heal and they find you