Me talking to my family / Me talking to friends / Explaining the one piece plot after my friend asked me why fraky was fighting an obese man with baby clothes during dressrosa
Me checking my bank account to see if anyone accidentally put money in my account / Sarcasm
Parents video game makes children aggressive / Me after playing fishing simulator / Aggressive fishing
Junior devs on their way to solve a problem
My body / I’m raising the temperature to fight virus / Me / So I won’t die from high temperature right / I won’t die right
Me 5 years ago i hate pink its a girly color ugh ill never wear anything pink / Me now
Me on my CV I am a highly motivated individual / Also me after being asked to do one thing / A Marat David
Copyright is bad fuck copyright / Free software licenses is also copyright
Finishing up in the bathroom / Yeah this is enough for the next person / Next trip to the bathroom / Who the F**K
Equipment used to make visual effects in movies / Equipment used to make sound effects in movies
Dude why are you growing a beard It doesn’t fit you / Me without a beard
Interviewer Do you have any special talents / Me I am able to determine someone’s precise emotional level just from their text messages
Wait it’s all flat / Always has been / And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
As I suspected, you’re full of bacteria / We’re going to have to throw you away
When you take a nap after work and suddenly it’s 7am / Laughing nervously what the fuck
Caitlin / 50 Nerds of Grey / Relative you know about computers right / Me has a degree in computer science no
When you get shafted so hard you don’t even rage you just stare at the screen like this
When you’ve been watching criminal minds for 3 hours and you hear footsteps
You go to the bathroom to take a dump / Its just a fart
What gives me a sense of satisfaction at work / Praise from my boss / Having a great performance review / Getting a substantial raise / My boss being out of town for a week / Workplace satire
We all had that one friend
When your friend and their gf are having a fight and all you can do is sit there awkwardly petting the dog
Taco bell ain’t that bad / Mfs after eating there
Somebody who doesn’t care about me / My dumbass in love